NO!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I M LATE!!!!!!! LATE!!!!!! NO LATE LATE LATE!!!!! ...... Erhem... I am late for posting. About a week ago... 23rd June , 3 ppl >> Me , Myself And I went to downtown east coasta sand resort. ( I think tats the name ) 17 years it has been , this is the first time I have been there == and I gotta say.... I just realised tat escape themepark and wild wild wet is located there as well. And I gotta Say.... I gotta Say..... I feel proud of that ! And I gotta say, I gotta Say .... You shud try it too =D ! Well anyways.... the meeting was actually held on 22nd June (My birthday) but HAHA dun wan tio BiRthDay BaSh so too bad.

Hmm first thing when I alighted from the bus...... where m I ...... How do I walk there ..... followed by a minute of silence .... AHHH DUN CARE JUS WALK JUS WALK JUS WALK!!!!! Erhem ya just walk. Who cares if I get lost. I can still call mummy ya? ( Some might prefer daddy) Walk and walk and walk than saw wild wild wet.... Hmm m I reli in the right place ....? But than again like I said who cares. Call mummy if lost... yea tats the way of the man. I continue to walk straight ....... next thing I saw ..... Coasta Sand Resort. Hmm , resort? I tot is chalet .... or are they the same ? Gahh I think its here who cares. Mummy fetch me home if me lost. Now the signboard on top says $1 to get in =D. Well I started looking everywhere to find where to get the ticket. Well I look like an total idoit down there looking for tickets until I saw kidz getting $1 coins from the machine and drop them into the entrance machine over there. I was like..... Oic....
Lucky nobody saw tat.

Now now now..... finally got in ..... Hmmm block A B C this way E F G tat way H I J the other way.... AHHHH WHICH BLOCK IS IT HUH !!! I started looking everywhere for my friends. ( Total idoit .... what did you bring your phone out for.... I hate being the second you ) Well tats right.... after 2 minutes a light bulb appeared on my head..... TADA o YA!!! Call them and ask which block ..... WOO Man I am so clever Gaahaha ! Block L Room #### .... Ok got it.... Weee I have just walked a little overhead block L. Well in any case I turned back and went to block L . Well I guess the only part when I was fast is finding the rooms. Well I reached Block L found their room ....and the day of fun starts .....

Well its a long story, dun wanna cramp all in a post so stay tune to the next episode ^_^ !!

Omfg.... Nightmares is coming my way. Kidz, if ur not brave, seriously man... DO not WatCh This MOvIe ! The Name is "Drag Me To Hell. " Well my friends all stood there deciding wad movie to watch.... Hmm "Drag me to hell ?" "Ok Lor On Lor " Lmao at first I bought the ticket I was like >> Hmm PG .... Not even PG-13... This will be one funniest horror movie ever. Indeed no gore however.... its one of the movies tat make you "CHUA TIO" (Something like shock) the most numbers of time. I was happily sitting there waiting for the movie to start but than halfway through, hair started standing zor. Well as usual, I 'm not gonna be the spoiler but its really ==. Its still affecting me as I am typing this post now. Its the first time I feel so scare after watching a horror movie. A feeling that someone is watching me from out of nowhere.

For god sake man, all 6 of my friends came out of the theater freaked out. But there is one thing. I said tat the movie is the funniest at the beginning of the post. Of coz it is not to us but during the movie... 3 people sitting in front of us seems to think tat it is funny. What the hell man =.= ?
The scary surprise scene all people CHUA TIO while they.... "HaHaHa" I was like wtf ? Laughing in a horror movie is not funny at all folks. You can imagine when someone 's head is being chopped off... Everyone SCREAMMMM While a bunch of jokers >>> WAHAHAHHAHAH.....MUAHHAHAHHAAH .....HEHEHAHAHAHA....O MAN.....HEAD CHOPPED...WAHAHAHAH!!!! NICE ONE JAMES!!!! .... MUAHAHAHAH!!! _!_ I will definitely go and chop their heads of right on the spot.

Well anyways folks, this is just a warning post u could say,if you think tat u hav seen gore undeem times and this won't scare the hell out of you... think again. Darn it I am still so scare as I am typing this post.

Note >> Look..... If your not scare after watching this show, please dun come and suan and laugh at me or scold me NOOB or I will SCARE The Hell Out of You.... BOOM! Eh tat scary? Guess not =.=

Btw My fren told me this after i watched the movie..... This movie is rated as top PG horror class movie. Nb now than tell me =.=.

WoooHooo HoliDay is Coming! Man I have veen waiting for tis. Know what time is HoliDay? It is the time when all $$ starts to fly out from ur pocket. Hey wanna go bowling ? Pool ? Theme Park? Swimming Pool? Badminton? Bangladash? North Pole? South Pole? Mars ?? or School ?? ( _!_ dun talk about skool. ) Yea coming back, ya all money flying everywhere. I will definitely have my $100++ gone within the first week. Anime CDs will cost me about $70 + already. Another $30 on hmm... Chalet .., Chaley... Chalay...Shalay AHHH WADEVA Dunno How Spell. Anyways ya tats for the first darn week. Wonder how much I gonna lost in this holiday.

Besides that.... there is another thing that we students of Singapore will lose. Your gaming skills will definitely increase BUT During the holidays, homework.... Veri the little. Each day passed = a few % knowledge gone. Go back skool .... Ermm, I think the answer is B , C , A , D. Grats you jus got 1 out of 4 correct. Our knowledge has dissolved into the air man. Some Kidz suddenly got smart after the holidays and claim that they have studied darn hard, thats nonsense. They have breathed in the air of knowledge that we pros breath out. Cheap Huh.

Well so... Sometimes Holidays can Turn into HolyDays.....

There are 5 Polytechnics in Singapore.... Sp = Singapore Poly
Np = Nee Ann Poly
(My Skool >> Nyp = Nanyang Poly
Tp = Temasak Poly
Rp = Republic Poly ..... Now heres the rub.... Whose the greatest enemy among these polys ? I gonna tell you man. Its Sp. There are our enemy not in terms of result but something else which is much more interesting and bloody at the same time.

Theres a saying in Sp which i bet over 50% of them know it.... My fren told me about it... They changed the names of the poly man! Np = Never Pass and I was laughing like mad Tp = Temporary Pass HAHAHA FUNNY Rp = Rarely Pass.... OO MAN CANNOT STAND IT FUNNY!!! Nyp = Not Yet Pass... HaHaHa..... Hmmm... WTF!? What did Chu Say? And SP ?? Sp = Sure Pass ........ After I heard of that I was like....... _!_ wtf. Darn you SPs ( This message goes to the bunch of lamers who created this Sooooo Untrue Joke. ) But I reli have to comment them... Nice one man.... who on earth who have thought of it. But at the same time once again ..... _!_ Y u little creeps =.=. Did we offend you all till you all need to curse us to fail? This curse is becoming true man.... I know that I have failed one class test already thxs to ur curse _!_. Not gonna fail again. Tot of a method to counter curse.

Method >> Simple.... Kneel and pray to counter-curse. ( Makes us look like fools though. Imagine your mum seeing you praying everyday to god " O man plz bless me , bless me, Grant me thee power to rid the curse of the dark SP. Yea we will indeed be fools... )

Method2 >> Invite priest to ur home. Btw I wouldn't do that even if you kill me. Imagine he sets a alter infront of you and start ringing the bell and mutter (" @@!@!#&@*!^@! ") and we will have to sit in front for hours. The worst case scenerio is that you will get a chance to be on the newspaper headings " Priest At Large " With your photos on it ^_^.

Note: HEY! SPs dun stand for Singaporeans... I am saying this just in case the citizens of Singapore who pledge themselves as one united people come all find me.