There are 5 Polytechnics in Singapore.... Sp = Singapore Poly
Np = Nee Ann Poly
(My Skool >> Nyp = Nanyang Poly
Tp = Temasak Poly
Rp = Republic Poly ..... Now heres the rub.... Whose the greatest enemy among these polys ? I gonna tell you man. Its Sp. There are our enemy not in terms of result but something else which is much more interesting and bloody at the same time.
Theres a saying in Sp which i bet over 50% of them know it.... My fren told me about it... They changed the names of the poly man! Np = Never Pass and I was laughing like mad Tp = Temporary Pass HAHAHA FUNNY Rp = Rarely Pass.... OO MAN CANNOT STAND IT FUNNY!!! Nyp = Not Yet Pass... HaHaHa..... Hmmm... WTF!? What did Chu Say? And SP ?? Sp = Sure Pass ........ After I heard of that I was like....... _!_ wtf. Darn you SPs ( This message goes to the bunch of lamers who created this Sooooo Untrue Joke. ) But I reli have to comment them... Nice one man.... who on earth who have thought of it. But at the same time once again ..... _!_ Y u little creeps =.=. Did we offend you all till you all need to curse us to fail? This curse is becoming true man.... I know that I have failed one class test already thxs to ur curse _!_. Not gonna fail again. Tot of a method to counter curse.
Method >> Simple.... Kneel and pray to counter-curse. ( Makes us look like fools though. Imagine your mum seeing you praying everyday to god " O man plz bless me , bless me, Grant me thee power to rid the curse of the dark SP. Yea we will indeed be fools... )
Method2 >> Invite priest to ur home. Btw I wouldn't do that even if you kill me. Imagine he sets a alter infront of you and start ringing the bell and mutter (" @@!@!#&@*!^@! ") and we will have to sit in front for hours. The worst case scenerio is that you will get a chance to be on the newspaper headings " Priest At Large " With your photos on it ^_^.
Note: HEY! SPs dun stand for Singaporeans... I am saying this just in case the citizens of Singapore who pledge themselves as one united people come all find me.