A Trip to Mars
The Negotiation on MARS(Part 1)
Phew? Long time bo See ==DDDD !!! Blehx it has been a while man. I was lazy to post ever since exams are over. Not until Sakura make a kind request for me to post =D. Noww where was I.... oh yea MARS. Haha last week me and Sakura went there. Planning to set up a kingdom there for Sakura =D but than..... very hard to negotiate prices with the Mariens. We sat down in the conference room. Waited a while and here comes the Mariens.
(Mariens' Commander: "Ying Ding Gou Sae! ")
(Mariens' Assistant: "Ki Ko Bilas Hing Ko Rubbish?")
(Me: "Ehh .... Hmm........ Ok.....?")
(Sakura: "Ko Le Kingdom wa Iku la Des ka =D?")
Japanese Changed to English : How Much is this Kingdom? (By : Sakura)
(Mariens' Commander: "Ying Ding Gou Sae! ")
(Mariens' Assistant: "Blisa Ko Isa Rubbish ni ?")
(Me : "Zzz")
(Mariens' Commander : "Ying Ding Gou Sae!")
(Mariens' Assistant: "Isu Blisa Ko Zzz Rubbish ni ?")
(Sakura : "Hai Hai Rubbish So le te Nani?")
Japanese Changed to English : Yes yes. So what about Rubbish? (By : Sakura)
(Mariens' Commander : "Ying Ding Gou Sae! ")
(Mariens' Assistant: "Sawim Hai Rubbish?")
(Me: .... Ha... Ha.... Ha.... Ying Ding Gou Sae!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!)
The meaningless and lame negotiation goes on and on and Soon a conflict started.... What kind of joke is this? They talk rubbish than say we talk rubbish D= D=. There was a huge conflict even though we laugh throughout the conflict Because We got No Freaking Idea wad on MARS we are talking about =D.
Come to think of it, a war nearly started at the entrance of Mars. Those mariens are jokers. When Sakura and I reached the entrance, one of the Mariens started dancing. I was about to slap tat marien when Sakura stopped me and told me this might be their form of greeting.
Hmmm, =D I Got It! So its only formal if I greet Back Eh? Hey Yo Yo! Lets Rock The Dance Floor! I made one dance move and the Mariens gave me a slap. Now... =D! I Got it! That means Mariens Greetings = Dancing + A Slap . Yea That make sense. Was about to slap them when Sakura Slap me T_T. But I understand her kind intentions, Shes helping me to avoid war with the Mariens. (Even though we will win for sure since we got so many dancers and clowns on earth.)
Well, we saw a lot of cool stuffs on the way back to the entrance after the so call "NEGOTIATION OF KINGDOM WITH THE MARIENS". Wanted to buy them but.... once again....
(Marien From Mars: "Yi Ding Gou Sae")
(Me From Singapore: "O? Heow Miuch Iss Thhis?")
(Marien: "Rubbish")
(Sakura : "Ko Le Wa I Ku La Des Ka?")
(Marien : "Rubbish")
(Me : "....Ha....Ha....Ha.... Yi Ding Gou Sae!!!! Wahahahah!!!!!")
(Marien : "Gs Ta ke Rubbish!") < *Point to the price board* >
Now I get it.... Prices r known as Rubbish in Mars..... Man this type of Currency is really Rubbish... Did you bring any Rubbish along my dear Sakura? You did!? Where!? Who Me!? Awww You Break me Heart. Ha I know i know you are just kiddding =D. Kawaii Sakura Chan =D. Man so we cannot buy anything for now....
Well so in the end me and Sakura went back to earth with nothing but Rubbish ==. We will go there again next time... Come to think of it.... The Mariens seems to know what we are saying O.o.
Labels: Story of Mars