Hoho, Dee mentioned about wanting to take aeroplane last night so well be my guest, god is granting you ur wish =D. Anyways in the end thxs to Gerald and jonah~~~ we arrived at east coast WITHOUT a sweat. Now than, dun wanna make this post too lengthy. Will do it in part 2. Cyas Guys for now =D.
HEY YO~~~~~ !!! WadSupppp~~~~~!!! WadSeeeupppp~~~~! Long time bo see. Well Than 2 weeks of exams of hell is over so now... Its Time For me to fulfill my promise to my dear sakura =D.
Note : For those of you who dun like nonsense , please do not continue reading this post =D.
Now it has been a month or more since me and sakura went to MARS. This time, we collected a lot of rubbish and is ready for the so called "Negotiation on buying the kingdom." Since our rocket ran out of fuel, Sakura and I fly there by her staff~ Cool Eh? This time I brought along a MARS language Book such that I can understand what they are saying when the time comes. An English one as well for sakura chan =D.
At The MARS entrance... Once again as before... The Mariens started dancing... and once again i receive a tight slap from the MARIENS. Darn their tradition form of greeting is sure weird and pain. But I am wondering how come sakura did not get slapped? Do MARIENS Practice Favortism? Whatever it is, they are lucky they didn't slap her or I will make sure Father s' day/ Mother s' Day goes denied in Mars.
By the way, according to the dictionary , Prices in Mars are known as rubbish and rubbish is a type of currency in Mars. However earthlings have special deals, they can use A4 size paper to replace their currency. The condition of the paper is not an issue. Well we can guess it.... Mars does not have trees to make paper so... Yea... Since Mars have high demands on papers~~ Advantage of the negotiation is on our side ^_^.
At the Capital..... here we go again.... me and sakura chatted a while and here comes the MARIENS. Before they can say anything.... I took out my so called MARIENS dictionary that I Brought along. This time, there will be no more epic fail conversation like the previous encounter.... Since there is a MARS dictionary, Subtitles will be included~~~
Marien s' Commander : Ying Ding Gou Sae~~~~!! (How You ARe Doing~~~~!!)
Marien s' Assitant : KoNi Dwaq Iku RUbbisH? (KingDom Price is What Offer?)
Sakura Chan : Ko Le Kingdom Wa Iku La Des Ka? (Japanese Subtitles not avaliable)
MeMyselfAndI : Hey Hey Sakura chan~~~ this is Mars yo ~~~ speak MARS~~~
Sakura Chan : Hai ^_^ ~~ ! (Japanese Subtitles not avaliable)
MeMyselfAndI : (Thoughts to myself) =.= ..... Nvm shes cute when being japanese =D.
Marien s' Commander : Ying Ding Gou Sae~~~~!! (How You ARe Doing~~~~!!)
Marien s' Assitant : Ginwoa Rubbish P5000 Niehd? (KingDom Price 5000 A4 size paper How About It?)
MeMyselfAndI : (Thoughts to myself) Dream on kidz, 5000... go home feed ur fish!
MeMyselfAndI : Rubbish~~ P500 Niehd? (Price 500 A4 size paper How About It?)
Marien s' Assitant : Kinwor (~NEGATIVE~)
MeMyselfAndI : Nnb dare reject Limpei I mean Ahhem! P1000? (1000 A4 papers? )
..... Once again this negotiation goes on and on and on~~~~ and all that bloody commander likes to do is nothing more than an action reply Ying Ding Gou Sae!!!! And for God s' sake... Speak proper english dudes... Man ... Nowadays Europeans Speak English... India Speaks Indish... Singaporeans Speaks Singlish... And Now... Mariens Speaks Marlish. Darn you aLL! (Hey noob... you are directly contradicting urself pal... get a life ^_^) But in the end we manage to come to a price of P4999.. A discount of 0.0002%. They claim that the discount is little because of negotiation charge. Wtf man... Service Charge , GST , Road Tax, CPF, Now a stupid Negotiation Charge... What a Galaxy this is becoming.... Negotiation Charge Huarry~~~~ Fu Mariens =.=. No Choice since its for my dear sakura =D. But.... I told them that we will come back another day, did not bring enough rubbish.... Darn Mariens, want so much rubbish, no wonder you guys smell like rubbish. Pui!
On the way back.... saw one beautiful hairpin that suits sakura reallllly Well~~~ IT will look cute On Her~~ Plan to Buy It for her next time we come here.~~~
Another futile trip but the next trip will be the final one =D. By the way.... my english dictionary seems to be missing.... Maybe i have left it on MARs. Oh Well See You Next Time Guys =D.
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