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Name : Ang Wei Loon
Age : 18
Height : 155cm
(~Growth by 0.5cm for the past 1 year~)
Marital Status : Married
Lover : Sakura Kinomoto Chan =D
The Unlucky Package (Final) Here we are.... Gerald and the rest is fetching me to the bus stop.... I forgot bring map will get lost so ya =D. Crossed the road and we came to 1 swampy area.... Need to get across the other side where there is a pavement to walk. I m the last btw..... Everybody crossed over safely but heres the deal..... its not interesting this way.... Its a leap year 2010 ya? So its no fun just crossing like tat ya? CNY we celebrate y can't we celebrate leap year by leaping~~~? I took steps at first and the last step I took a leap to get to the pavement and.....
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 5 : TRY LEAPING IN A LEAP YEAR AND END UP AS A JOKE
Yea I took a Leap and when my first leg landed..... it took a big slide foward~~~ I go OMG~~~ Good Game I Guess ^_^..... BANG~~~~ And there goes~~~ A kid has ended up on the ground. (For slowpokes, it means I have fall down.) O great, whats worst~~ the ground is like the dirty downstairs its all muddy~~ I dun like it~~~ Like a bull of shit~~~ and I feel that a flower is growing out from my butt even though i not plant the seed nor water them~~ The rest goes~~~ Wei Loon~~~ Are You Ok??? Than they all started laughing when we reached the void deck~~~ Man because my pants is soooo wet I needa wipe it on the floor which caused me to lie flat~~~ I m worst and much more pathetic than a cleaner you know~~~ at least they have brooms and clothes~~~ I Wipe the Floors With My Butt~~! Awww. So wet that it feels like I m peeing from the wrong Hole~~. My life is a joke haiz..... But my frens did help me out back there =D thxs.
Lets continue on..... I swear i won't leap on leap years again..... Walk walk walk until erhem..... Hmmm Tai ping , eelynn and Ben waited at coffee shop~~~ Gerald continue fetch me to bus stop ~~~ Was happily talking and walking when Gerald said~~~ Wtf? And started running~~~ I was like Wtf? O WTF THE BUS~~~ I CHOING ~~~ Not at full speed though.... dun wan history to repeat..... Managed to catch bus thxs to Gerald =D. Now.... Quickly Gotten a seat~~~ Dun wan ppl to see my butt having some watery mark.
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 6 : APPLY JAM TO THE FLOWER ON YOUR BUTT
Yea you got it.... Halfway through the journey~~~~ IMMA FOOOOO!~!~!~!~!~! TRAFFIC JAM DES~~~~ Fak You cars ~~~ Hey Me, Myself and I ~~~ Clear the way~!
Me : Say What? Myself : Say What? Me : Say What? Myself : Say What? I : Fuck You!
Zzz you 3 useless piece of thrash. This is how the flower got some Jam Flavour on it now Yum Yum~~. Reached Causeway point~~~ Almost near my house~~~ one more bus trip~~~
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 7 : MISS THE BUS LUMBER 911 RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES
Yea man alighted from the bus 168 and saw my bus 911 flown off right in front of me eyes like nobody s' business.... Yea! While waiting i saw something 91 ~ and 91~~ and 9~1 but in the end like a Pok LAU~~~ All False Hopes~~~ 912 , 913 , 961~~~ 912 came out 2 times~~~ False alarm me 2 times I Hate You 912!
Finally I m home......
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 8 : PUT IN AN INPUT AND GET AN OUTPUT THAT PUTS YOU SPEECHLESS
(INPUT) I told my mum about how i fell down By leaping Because of leap year~~~ Was expecting her to have a big response and start laughing or show care for me but Lo. The output was great. I get scolded instantly for coming home late~~~ As for the butt smashed on the floor incident~~~ Totally ignored FOOOOOO!~~~~
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 9 : TURN YOUR NAME THAT HAS BEEN WITH YOU FOR 18 YEARS INTO A BUNCH OF HOKKIEN
Bloody Hell.... After bathing~~~ called Gerald to inform him something~~~ Happens that ben was on the phone also Gaying with Gerald. I Joined in to have a threesome hmmm. Was chatting very happily when that no good random King Of Bastards came in and say.....
Ben (King of bastards) : Hey wei Loon Do you know your name stands for sth reli bad? Wei Loon (Captain Kid) : Huh? What? Ben (King of Bastards) : Do you know that the name Wei Loon is very Bad? Wei Loon (Captain Kid) : Wtf? Y? What you mean say LA! Ben (King of Bastards) : Coz your name stands for..... KnnCcb (Kan nin na bu chao *** bye)
......... WHAT? Out of the blue he said tat and leave a kangeroo kanna spotlight.....(A phrase by gerald)..... Gerald joined in the fun.... now when ppl scold bad words..... e.g. Fuck You it become.... Wei Loon You..... Darn it kids..... Darn it all... its all thxs to itchy hands of me myself and I who opened that package. It reli turns out as an unlucky day...... Good Job....
So Hey Kids~~~ Wanna get unlucky for once before the end of the world? Try getting an unlucky package to get you totally unlucky~~~ Its very the effective..... Its certified by Wei Loon himself.... His name is now classified under middle range level Vulgarities already =D. Btw.... if you kids consider this as non-unlucky incident..... what do you wan??? Kanna killerlitter FlowerPot on you head instead of your butt? Thats Murder Frens.... It comes from the murder package.... no one intro tat to me yet.... but if those 3 useless dumb fags (me, Myself and I) trys to open it.... You will see that i won't be in skool any more. So ya kids~~ unlucky good enough ya?
Thats all for tonight ~~~~~ COnsider the package kids ~~ its good for preventing disasters.
~ { 8:43 AM } remembering the days when u were by my side
The Unlucky Package (Part 2) Ok now where are we~~~ O Ya~~~ we are now in part 2 ~~~~ so lets start~~~
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 2 : GET PAWNED BY SICKNESS AND A F UP STOMACH
Hmmm.... was having break time after the lecture~~~ went to south canteen to eat~~~ I cannot eat anything~~~ all seems darn tempting but too heaty~~~ got fever ya so.... darn~~~ Bought a bread coffee flavour~~~ mmm lucky aren I~~~~ its my favorite =D. After eating 1 piece of small bread~~~ dun feel like eating anymore ~~~~ Saw Tai Ping eating noodles which is suitable for a sick person like me (You are always sick~~~ X.x) Shut the toot up You Vroob! Felt like buying noodles to eat~~~ Gerald say on~~~ he also wan eat sth more. I stood at the noodle store like an idoit~~ I wanna eat but my stomach says lo wan (Dun wan) ~ Ok half an hour later than i started feeling hungry~~~ Fuck you stomach boi~~~ U cb you~
Now here is now where real bad luck starts to come~~ Me, Gerald, Tai Ping, Eelynn and Ben went to Tempenies. Gerald taiping + me = cut hair~~ Eelynn and Tai Ping = Eat... Ok.... it was a long journey but at the lets move to the Barber shop~~~ Same policy for me~~~ I let Ben and Gerald be the experiment subjects =D. Its for the interest of sakura that i Get a good hair cut =D. Ben got some hair in his mouth in the middle though TEEHEE! K My turn now ok. Erm behind cut slope .... on top cut spike~~~ in front cut hair length till its at eyebrow level.....
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 3 : GIVE THE WRONG INSTRUCTION AND END UP AS A NERD + KID
Lalal was happily enjoying the cut and halfway through something comes to my mind..... O my ******* Holy God......2 of the instructions I gave are correct~~~. But for the front... its suppose to be BETWEEN eyebrow and eye level. Mmm But i gave at eyebrow level~~~ Pawned. Before this package s' unluckyness finished... another one came in....
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 4 : WEAR AN OVERGROWN SHIT LIKE TOWEL ON YOUR HEAD AND GET LAUGHED LIKE A DOG
You know~ when you cut hair ~~ you always get privilledges like conditioning~~~ yes i did~~ after that need dry hair ya? Dry hair need towel Ya? I wore it and when my DEAR frens saw it~~~ They laughed like a mad retard at me~~~ Yesh Everybody~~~ Tai ping even rush in try take photo~~~ like a pOk Lau~ Everybody staring at me as if i done the most ridiculous thing in the world Hmmm nice =D. Pui! After cutting hair~~~ because of wrong instructions given... I smell like the world s' nerdiest kid~~~~ I used to be handsome man but lao no more T_T.....
K time to go to bus stop......
TO BE CONTINUED
~ { 8:17 AM } remembering the days when u were by my side
~~~The Unlucky Package~~~(Part 1) AwwwAwwAwww..... Hey Guys~~~ Aww Aww!! I mean Hey Guys =D! Hey Hey~~ Ever wonder how lucky your lives are? Do you ever get tired of the "LUCKY" in your lives? Do you want to get rid of the "LUCKY" in your life? Now you can! With the "UNLUCKY" package, you will get bad luck for a day! Btw the "UNLUCKY" package came from a random person who told me.....
Mysterious Guy : Hey your life is too lucky do you freaking know that? Me : O? Myself : Huh? I : What? Myself : Oi Me Shut the hell up~! Me : Sry =D. Mysterious Guy : You got good frens, good family, good girlfriend and a good money without work~ Me : O? Myself : Huh? I : What? Mysterious Guy : Yes ~ too much luck brings disaster ~~ Introducing The Unlucky Package That will brings you 1 day of bad luck. Me , Myself , I : Okkk~~~
When Me , Myself , I are walking~~~ another conversation broke out~~~
Me : Oi Myself? Do you answerstand what on earth is tat mysterious guy saying? I : Hey Me..... Speak Englrish~~ its understand you no good moron head. Myself : Well who cares what that mysterious guy says~~ Having free packages equals good! Me : Oh.... Ok =D.
Ok Here goes ~~~ on 30/11/2010 ~~~~~ 2 years before the meteor crashes onto the great earth..... Me, Myself and I opened the UNLUCKY package given by the mysterious man. Ha a lucky guy like me can get me unlucky? HA! Morning woke up ~~~ do the same daily basis~~~~ Styled hair~~~ The hair listened to me~~ Beri Good~~~ Where got unlucky~~~ From 9 all the way till 1 was fine~~~ but here goes~~~
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SPECIAL SURPRISE 1 : GET BLASTED WITH RUMOURS BY SINGING THE WRONG SONG~~~
Was about to tap my card for lecture~~ Accidentally tackled a fren (girl) from behind~~~ and I sang a song that says sorry BUT DIRECTLY says that ~~I Love You~~~ Ops~~ I tot it was no big deal coz joke joke nia~~~ but suddenly tai ping and gerald~~~
Tai Ping : O~!??? Gerald : O~!???? Tai Ping : O~~!??? Gerald : O~~!??? Ben (Extra) : O~~!??
Zzz it was luckily while they were out buying nuggets I made a threat to them that make them kip the quiet ~~~
Ookok this post too long ~~~
TO BE CONTINUED~~~
~ { 7:07 AM } remembering the days when u were by my side
