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Name : Ang Wei Loon
Age : 18
Height : 155cm
(~Growth by 0.5cm for the past 1 year~)
Marital Status : Married
Lover : Sakura Kinomoto Chan =D
The Unlucky Package (Final) Here we are.... Gerald and the rest is fetching me to the bus stop.... I forgot bring map will get lost so ya =D. Crossed the road and we came to 1 swampy area.... Need to get across the other side where there is a pavement to walk. I m the last btw..... Everybody crossed over safely but heres the deal..... its not interesting this way.... Its a leap year 2010 ya? So its no fun just crossing like tat ya? CNY we celebrate y can't we celebrate leap year by leaping~~~? I took steps at first and the last step I took a leap to get to the pavement and.....
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 5 : TRY LEAPING IN A LEAP YEAR AND END UP AS A JOKE
Yea I took a Leap and when my first leg landed..... it took a big slide foward~~~ I go OMG~~~ Good Game I Guess ^_^..... BANG~~~~ And there goes~~~ A kid has ended up on the ground. (For slowpokes, it means I have fall down.) O great, whats worst~~ the ground is like the dirty downstairs its all muddy~~ I dun like it~~~ Like a bull of shit~~~ and I feel that a flower is growing out from my butt even though i not plant the seed nor water them~~ The rest goes~~~ Wei Loon~~~ Are You Ok??? Than they all started laughing when we reached the void deck~~~ Man because my pants is soooo wet I needa wipe it on the floor which caused me to lie flat~~~ I m worst and much more pathetic than a cleaner you know~~~ at least they have brooms and clothes~~~ I Wipe the Floors With My Butt~~! Awww. So wet that it feels like I m peeing from the wrong Hole~~. My life is a joke haiz..... But my frens did help me out back there =D thxs.
Lets continue on..... I swear i won't leap on leap years again..... Walk walk walk until erhem..... Hmmm Tai ping , eelynn and Ben waited at coffee shop~~~ Gerald continue fetch me to bus stop ~~~ Was happily talking and walking when Gerald said~~~ Wtf? And started running~~~ I was like Wtf? O WTF THE BUS~~~ I CHOING ~~~ Not at full speed though.... dun wan history to repeat..... Managed to catch bus thxs to Gerald =D. Now.... Quickly Gotten a seat~~~ Dun wan ppl to see my butt having some watery mark.
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 6 : APPLY JAM TO THE FLOWER ON YOUR BUTT
Yea you got it.... Halfway through the journey~~~~ IMMA FOOOOO!~!~!~!~!~! TRAFFIC JAM DES~~~~ Fak You cars ~~~ Hey Me, Myself and I ~~~ Clear the way~!
Me : Say What? Myself : Say What? Me : Say What? Myself : Say What? I : Fuck You!
Zzz you 3 useless piece of thrash. This is how the flower got some Jam Flavour on it now Yum Yum~~. Reached Causeway point~~~ Almost near my house~~~ one more bus trip~~~
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 7 : MISS THE BUS LUMBER 911 RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES
Yea man alighted from the bus 168 and saw my bus 911 flown off right in front of me eyes like nobody s' business.... Yea! While waiting i saw something 91 ~ and 91~~ and 9~1 but in the end like a Pok LAU~~~ All False Hopes~~~ 912 , 913 , 961~~~ 912 came out 2 times~~~ False alarm me 2 times I Hate You 912!
Finally I m home......
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 8 : PUT IN AN INPUT AND GET AN OUTPUT THAT PUTS YOU SPEECHLESS
(INPUT) I told my mum about how i fell down By leaping Because of leap year~~~ Was expecting her to have a big response and start laughing or show care for me but Lo. The output was great. I get scolded instantly for coming home late~~~ As for the butt smashed on the floor incident~~~ Totally ignored FOOOOOO!~~~~
UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 9 : TURN YOUR NAME THAT HAS BEEN WITH YOU FOR 18 YEARS INTO A BUNCH OF HOKKIEN
Bloody Hell.... After bathing~~~ called Gerald to inform him something~~~ Happens that ben was on the phone also Gaying with Gerald. I Joined in to have a threesome hmmm. Was chatting very happily when that no good random King Of Bastards came in and say.....
Ben (King of bastards) : Hey wei Loon Do you know your name stands for sth reli bad? Wei Loon (Captain Kid) : Huh? What? Ben (King of Bastards) : Do you know that the name Wei Loon is very Bad? Wei Loon (Captain Kid) : Wtf? Y? What you mean say LA! Ben (King of Bastards) : Coz your name stands for..... KnnCcb (Kan nin na bu chao *** bye)
......... WHAT? Out of the blue he said tat and leave a kangeroo kanna spotlight.....(A phrase by gerald)..... Gerald joined in the fun.... now when ppl scold bad words..... e.g. Fuck You it become.... Wei Loon You..... Darn it kids..... Darn it all... its all thxs to itchy hands of me myself and I who opened that package. It reli turns out as an unlucky day...... Good Job....
So Hey Kids~~~ Wanna get unlucky for once before the end of the world? Try getting an unlucky package to get you totally unlucky~~~ Its very the effective..... Its certified by Wei Loon himself.... His name is now classified under middle range level Vulgarities already =D. Btw.... if you kids consider this as non-unlucky incident..... what do you wan??? Kanna killerlitter FlowerPot on you head instead of your butt? Thats Murder Frens.... It comes from the murder package.... no one intro tat to me yet.... but if those 3 useless dumb fags (me, Myself and I) trys to open it.... You will see that i won't be in skool any more. So ya kids~~ unlucky good enough ya?
Thats all for tonight ~~~~~ COnsider the package kids ~~ its good for preventing disasters.
~ { 8:43 AM } remembering the days when u were by my side
