Memoria

2010-11-30T08:43:00.000-08:00

The Unlucky Package (Final)

Here we are.... Gerald and the rest is fetching me to the bus stop.... I forgot bring map will get lost so ya =D. Crossed the road and we came to 1 swampy area.... Need to get across the other side where there is a pavement to walk. I m the last btw..... Everybody crossed over safely but heres the deal..... its not interesting this way.... Its a leap year 2010 ya? So its no fun just crossing like tat ya? CNY we celebrate y can't we celebrate leap year by leaping~~~? I took steps at first and the last step I took a leap to get to the pavement and.....

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 5 : TRY LEAPING IN A LEAP YEAR AND END UP AS A JOKE

Yea I took a Leap and when my first leg landed..... it took a big slide foward~~~ I go OMG~~~ Good Game I Guess ^_^..... BANG~~~~ And there goes~~~ A kid has ended up on the ground. (For slowpokes, it means I have fall down.) O great, whats worst~~ the ground is like the dirty downstairs its all muddy~~ I dun like it~~~ Like a bull of shit~~~ and I feel that a flower is growing out from my butt even though i not plant the seed nor water them~~ The rest goes~~~ Wei Loon~~~ Are You Ok??? Than they all started laughing when we reached the void deck~~~ Man because my pants is soooo wet I needa wipe it on the floor which caused me to lie flat~~~ I m worst and much more pathetic than a cleaner you know~~~ at least they have brooms and clothes~~~ I Wipe the Floors With My Butt~~! Awww. So wet that it feels like I m peeing from the wrong Hole~~. My life is a joke haiz..... But my frens did help me out back there =D thxs.

Lets continue on..... I swear i won't leap on leap years again..... Walk walk walk until erhem..... Hmmm Tai ping , eelynn and Ben waited at coffee shop~~~ Gerald continue fetch me to bus stop ~~~ Was happily talking and walking when Gerald said~~~ Wtf? And started running~~~ I was like Wtf? O WTF THE BUS~~~ I CHOING ~~~ Not at full speed though.... dun wan history to repeat..... Managed to catch bus thxs to Gerald =D. Now.... Quickly Gotten a seat~~~ Dun wan ppl to see my butt having some watery mark.

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 6 : APPLY JAM TO THE FLOWER ON YOUR BUTT

Yea you got it.... Halfway through the journey~~~~ IMMA FOOOOO!~!~!~!~!~! TRAFFIC JAM DES~~~~ Fak You cars ~~~ Hey Me, Myself and I ~~~ Clear the way~!

Me : Say What?
Myself : Say What?
Me : Say What?
Myself : Say What?
I : Fuck You!

Zzz you 3 useless piece of thrash. This is how the flower got some Jam Flavour on it now Yum Yum~~. Reached Causeway point~~~ Almost near my house~~~ one more bus trip~~~

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 7 : MISS THE BUS LUMBER 911 RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES

Yea man alighted from the bus 168 and saw my bus 911 flown off right in front of me eyes like nobody s' business.... Yea! While waiting i saw something 91 ~ and 91~~ and 9~1 but in the end like a Pok LAU~~~ All False Hopes~~~ 912 , 913 , 961~~~ 912 came out 2 times~~~ False alarm me 2 times I Hate You 912!

Finally I m home......

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 8 : PUT IN AN INPUT AND GET AN OUTPUT THAT PUTS YOU SPEECHLESS

(INPUT) I told my mum about how i fell down By leaping Because of leap year~~~ Was expecting her to have a big response and start laughing or show care for me but Lo. The output was great. I get scolded instantly for coming home late~~~ As for the butt smashed on the floor incident~~~ Totally ignored FOOOOOO!~~~~

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 9 : TURN YOUR NAME THAT HAS BEEN WITH YOU FOR 18 YEARS INTO A BUNCH OF HOKKIEN

Bloody Hell.... After bathing~~~ called Gerald to inform him something~~~ Happens that ben was on the phone also Gaying with Gerald. I Joined in to have a threesome hmmm. Was chatting very happily when that no good random King Of Bastards came in and say.....

Ben (King of bastards) : Hey wei Loon Do you know your name stands for sth reli bad?
Wei Loon (Captain Kid) : Huh? What?
Ben (King of Bastards) : Do you know that the name Wei Loon is very Bad?
Wei Loon (Captain Kid) : Wtf? Y? What you mean say LA!
Ben (King of Bastards) : Coz your name stands for..... KnnCcb (Kan nin na bu chao *** bye)

......... WHAT? Out of the blue he said tat and leave a kangeroo kanna spotlight.....(A phrase by gerald)..... Gerald joined in the fun.... now when ppl scold bad words..... e.g. Fuck You it become.... Wei Loon You..... Darn it kids..... Darn it all... its all thxs to itchy hands of me myself and I who opened that package. It reli turns out as an unlucky day...... Good Job....

So Hey Kids~~~ Wanna get unlucky for once before the end of the world? Try getting an unlucky package to get you totally unlucky~~~ Its very the effective..... Its certified by Wei Loon himself.... His name is now classified under middle range level Vulgarities already =D.
Btw.... if you kids consider this as non-unlucky incident..... what do you wan??? Kanna killerlitter FlowerPot on you head instead of your butt? Thats Murder Frens.... It comes from the murder package.... no one intro tat to me yet.... but if those 3 useless dumb fags (me, Myself and I) trys to open it.... You will see that i won't be in skool any more. So ya kids~~ unlucky good enough ya?

Thats all for tonight ~~~~~ COnsider the package kids ~~ its good for preventing disasters.

2010-11-30T08:17:00.000-08:00

The Unlucky Package (Part 2)

Ok now where are we~~~ O Ya~~~ we are now in part 2 ~~~~ so lets start~~~

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 2 : GET PAWNED BY SICKNESS AND A F UP STOMACH

Hmmm.... was having break time after the lecture~~~ went to south canteen to eat~~~ I cannot eat anything~~~ all seems darn tempting but too heaty~~~ got fever ya so.... darn~~~ Bought a bread coffee flavour~~~ mmm lucky aren I~~~~ its my favorite =D. After eating 1 piece of small bread~~~ dun feel like eating anymore ~~~~ Saw Tai Ping eating noodles which is suitable for a sick person like me (You are always sick~~~ X.x) Shut the toot up You Vroob! Felt like buying noodles to eat~~~ Gerald say on~~~ he also wan eat sth more. I stood at the noodle store like an idoit~~ I wanna eat but my stomach says lo wan (Dun wan) ~ Ok half an hour later than i started feeling hungry~~~ Fuck you stomach boi~~~ U cb you~

Now here is now where real bad luck starts to come~~ Me, Gerald, Tai Ping, Eelynn and Ben went to Tempenies. Gerald taiping + me = cut hair~~ Eelynn and Tai Ping = Eat... Ok.... it was a long journey but at the lets move to the Barber shop~~~ Same policy for me~~~ I let Ben and Gerald be the experiment subjects =D. Its for the interest of sakura that i Get a good hair cut =D. Ben got some hair in his mouth in the middle though TEEHEE! K My turn now ok. Erm behind cut slope .... on top cut spike~~~ in front cut hair length till its at eyebrow level.....

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 3 : GIVE THE WRONG INSTRUCTION AND END UP AS A NERD + KID

Lalal was happily enjoying the cut and halfway through something comes to my mind..... O my ******* Holy God......2 of the instructions I gave are correct~~~. But for the front... its suppose to be BETWEEN eyebrow and eye level. Mmm But i gave at eyebrow level~~~ Pawned. Before this package s' unluckyness finished... another one came in....

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SURPRISE LUMBER 4 : WEAR AN OVERGROWN SHIT LIKE TOWEL ON YOUR HEAD AND GET LAUGHED LIKE A DOG

You know~ when you cut hair ~~ you always get privilledges like conditioning~~~ yes i did~~ after that need dry hair ya? Dry hair need towel Ya? I wore it and when my DEAR frens saw it~~~ They laughed like a mad retard at me~~~ Yesh Everybody~~~ Tai ping even rush in try take photo~~~ like a pOk Lau~ Everybody staring at me as if i done the most ridiculous thing in the world Hmmm nice =D. Pui! After cutting hair~~~ because of wrong instructions given... I smell like the world s' nerdiest kid~~~~ I used to be handsome man but lao no more T_T.....

K time to go to bus stop......

TO BE CONTINUED

2010-11-30T07:07:00.000-08:00

~~~The Unlucky Package~~~(Part 1)

AwwwAwwAwww..... Hey Guys~~~ Aww Aww!! I mean Hey Guys =D! Hey Hey~~ Ever wonder how lucky your lives are? Do you ever get tired of the "LUCKY" in your lives? Do you want to get rid of the "LUCKY" in your life? Now you can! With the "UNLUCKY" package, you will get bad luck for a day! Btw the "UNLUCKY" package came from a random person who told me.....

Mysterious Guy : Hey your life is too lucky do you freaking know that?
Me : O?
Myself : Huh?
I : What?
Myself : Oi Me Shut the hell up~!
Me : Sry =D.
Mysterious Guy : You got good frens, good family, good girlfriend and a good money without work~
Me : O?
Myself : Huh?
I : What?
Mysterious Guy : Yes ~ too much luck brings disaster ~~ Introducing The Unlucky Package
That will brings you 1 day of bad luck.
Me , Myself , I : Okkk~~~

When Me , Myself , I are walking~~~ another conversation broke out~~~

Me : Oi Myself? Do you answerstand what on earth is tat mysterious guy saying?
I : Hey Me..... Speak Englrish~~ its understand you no good moron head.
Myself : Well who cares what that mysterious guy says~~ Having free packages equals good!
Me : Oh.... Ok =D.

Ok Here goes ~~~ on 30/11/2010 ~~~~~ 2 years before the meteor crashes onto the great earth..... Me, Myself and I opened the UNLUCKY package given by the mysterious man. Ha a lucky guy like me can get me unlucky? HA! Morning woke up ~~~ do the same daily basis~~~~ Styled hair~~~ The hair listened to me~~ Beri Good~~~ Where got unlucky~~~ From 9 all the way till 1 was fine~~~ but here goes~~~

UNLUCKY PACKAGE SPECIAL SURPRISE 1 : GET BLASTED WITH RUMOURS BY SINGING THE WRONG SONG~~~

Was about to tap my card for lecture~~ Accidentally tackled a fren (girl) from behind~~~
and I sang a song that says sorry BUT DIRECTLY says that ~~I Love You~~~ Ops~~ I tot it was no big deal coz joke joke nia~~~ but suddenly tai ping and gerald~~~

Tai Ping : O~!???
Gerald : O~!????
Tai Ping : O~~!???
Gerald : O~~!???
Ben (Extra) : O~~!??

Zzz it was luckily while they were out buying nuggets I made a threat to them that make them kip the quiet ~~~

Ookok this post too long ~~~

TO BE CONTINUED~~~

2010-08-14T10:25:00.000-07:00

Summary ~ And ~ The UpComing Birthday ~

Shut Up Lazy Biatch! No Eu! F*** Off!! No Eu!!! You Lazy Mother Lover! No Eu! Ah Hi Guys~ =D. Long time no see. Shut Up Lazy Biatch! F off can't chu see watashiwa entertaining guess.? I mean Guest....? Yea? So Shh..... Ahh Hi Guys =D. Long time no see. Have been rearry rearry lazy to post. But than let me try to recall~..... Eelynn s' Birthday had past~ Followed by Diana ~~ Eelynn s' birthday was a fun one and it I went to KTV for the first time and sang Baby From Justin Bieber... Ahh WHO THE F*** IS JUSTIN BIEBER~!? Laow We Lo ~ JB Is Nothing more than an Punk ass AssHole~! (oioi dun insult artists. Justin Bieber is good ok?) I Did not~ JB = Johor Baru~~ Ops.... I m so sorry Nura. Anyways diana had a small celebration vecoz of some stupid coding period. But she was still happy though =D.

Now Than Presentation Period..... Lalalla a day be4 presentation.... A lot of ppl online on msn till a rearry rearry late time. Gerald online till near 4~ Tai Ping online till near 5 ~ Ben did not sleep at all ~~~ and eelynn another owl in the night and mani mani more.... Morning 8.30 am reach skool prepare~~~ lalalala lets fly to the presentation area.... Hmm everything seems a little screwed though. Functions not working properly~~ I Wonder which noob compiler did this =D? (Must be You~ And I smell tears after presentation =D) F off BiAtch~ Can't you smell Joy In Those tears? Its tears of Joy Ok? Dun Pray pray~~! Btw for those ppl whom i can't help~ A sincere sry to you guys but i m rearry rearry way too bz to give a hand~ Hope you understand D=.

Anyways after tat........ Friday sat for emo test. Test 1 : Slash ur wrist and fill the pail with blood~ To get an A you needa fill the pail up till 3/4 of blood. AD is full pail. Test 2 : You got 1 whole day to emo and fill the pail up with tears. Ahh Ok Lame The test is just 50 MCQ questions.

Whats next, Lets fly to the cage incident..... Meet Eelynn at Yishun MRT 11.45~~~~ Meet more ppl at serengoon ~~~ Met shi jie at bishan btw~~ he went to mountMary to meet MARY erm i mean meet George i mean gregory~~~~ Who is this georggggggg ~ Georgery~? (Are you albert chua s' son?) F off~ Dun say sth so gross. Anyways jeremy was wif us~~~ reached stadium MRT station~~ walked to shopping centre~ buy Starbucks Java Chip~ Went to cage. Reached..... Ok Biatches Pack Up pack Up Pack Up Pack Up!

Now Class 04 vs Class 02............ I did not play coz i m too good to play (Thick Skin Much).... ook ... nah actually i sux to the max to play..... (Thin Skin Much) Stfu Biatch! Anyways we won i guess.... coz our class got good players and their class cannot play with full force as some of them are fusting ~~~~ No Energy~~~~ . Gregory did well as a goal Keeper. No Ball can fly into the goalpost wif him guarding~ He got a lot of audience cheering =D. Btw in the middle of the game ~~~~ some of us are playing poker cards~~~~~ played 2 rounds wif money~~~ $100 per card.... Jk 50 cents per game for Black Jack. Lucky bo lose money.

Ok now not gonna say any further.... Btw somebody s' birthday is coming up but Basically no one cares so.... Ah JoKE Joke!!! Looking forward to tat person s' Birthday... who knows wad might happen on tat day.... Its Ghost festival after all.... Cyas =D.

2010-07-23T08:39:00.001-07:00

Speed Post 1: Gerald s' Birthday

Woahhh!!!! Woahhh!!!! Ko ki La eh TO Kimi Gasu se! Woahhh!!! Woahhh!!! Ahh hi guys ^_^. Now Now. Long time no post. Lets summarize wad happened so far after me last post. last last Wednesday..... Bleh for some reason.... on tat day.... monsters seems to be lurking around outside town...... I asked those monster a question they Roar back at me. Those isolent fools. Who they think are? Bleh.... I was about to kill them and suddenly they present to me a cake and a candle =D. Of coz! Its gerald s' Birthday! Hey YO! Yea Man!

Lalalaalalala! Doing lab work as normal ~~~~ The Dr Tan as usual~~~~ "You Know The Domain Model~~~~" Well I dunno. Wads the plan yo? Halfway through lesson~~~ Go Buy Gerald s' cake...... See the cake~~~ Tai ping and I share cost~~ on a $20 bucks Cakey. Came Back, Minthu says....... DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME~~~~ I mean Minthu asks if anyone wan to go and eat~~~~ Gerald was only a few centermetres away from him ==. We are planning to celebrate before the next class. That would mean that we have cake to eat..... So i whispered a hint to Minthu..... (Gerald s' Birthday.....) Well.... After Dr tan s' class we fly down to lv 4 and saw nandu still lighting the cake..... AIYOOOOOO~~~~!!!!!!! Nvm .... Happy Birthday you to~~~ you live in A Cave~~~ You Look like a monster~~~ And ~~~ YOu Smell Like One Too. ArHem Ops. (Ok now tats damn Bastard. Who Sang Tat Song!? Tell me I go whack him now)

Bleh after singing....... we realise tat someone is missing.... not one But 2! Wheres Raj and Minthu? Speaking of the devil~~~ those 2 came back with MAC~~~ They tot celebration is after skool~~. Anyways we asked Gerald to open the gift first. First thing tat came out is ..... a whole mountain of newspaper straps..... Wtfx. Even i was like O.o. But nice cover up... below is a sketch book tat contains mani mani photos of our past with our thoughts in it. Well I didn't write much coz i was too lazy Muahahah! The girls put a lot of effort in creating this book of memories so Yea.... Thx You! Bleh Below this Book...... Is a LiverPool Jersy~ (Spell properly english fail~)
Shut up. I m good ok? Talking about this Jersy incident.... Track Back to Monday~~~~........
Lalala Tai Ping and the rest actually bought a Spain Jersy for Gerald..... Hmmm Yea Man Gerald will Like it. =D our Present is Perfection =D. (Open the door to tutorial room) Yes Its Perfect.... Totally Per... Fect? Why The ***** Is He ******** Wearing ******* Spain ******* ***** ********************************* T Shirt ******** ***** *** *** *** ***** CCB! Ops.

Yea Man, This is great.... tuesday after skool me Ben and Tai Ping fly over the mountain and seas to change another shirt for him..... When we reached there... The shop is closed..... We were like..... You Stupid Mother Lover..... Nnb Lim Pei come here u dare close shop.... Well but tat person inside the shop is nice enough to let us in and change a shirt for us =D. I thank you. Coming back to the birthday...... Yea after collecting present... Gerald got blindfolded and tied..... and is brought to the Platform Of Arts Where everyone started drawing all over his body~ I was sitting there guarding the cake like a Woof! Arhem. When he came back, he rearry rearry look like a monster...... No time eat the cake... so left it for after skool.

Well be4 i end this post..... Let me talk about something we did after skool... We made a video..... something about ArHEM! not gonna go into details..... Or we will all be slaughtered..... Y shud we make this video..... Y not we make So You Think You Can cook Fry Rice? Nah Haha tat vid is good. Can be a promotion video of old chunky chicken wing..... Well Tats all Folks And Even though its a bit late..... Happy Birthday Gerald =D.

2010-07-11T07:40:00.001-07:00

~~~!Happy Birthday Ben ! ~~~

HEY! Long No Time See!!!~~~ I Thought You ArHem ~ Ya long time no see losers. Now i feel darn random today~~~ so lets make a post. Well anyways last last friday..... It was a normal day =D. We went to skool ~~~ we do our work we do this and that everywhere ~ Well... but guess wad~ it was tat Ben s' Birthday yo Yo Yo Lets Rock The House Yo! Erm during IPTNET lesson..... Everyone was chatting on msn discussing what to do later after skool for his birthday~

The chat was an epic fail. The chat flows goes ~~~ (Discussing about plan) ~~~~ (Scolding each other) ~~~~ (Discussing about plan) ~~~~ (Random Spams) ~~~~~(Discussing about plan) ~~~~ (Watch RA) Ehhh ignore about the last part. But than again.... I think it was quite obvious to Ben that we r discussing about his **** i mean birthday. He was sitting there pretending that he ain't know a thing. Well.... I was wondering for a moment wheres the cake..... Than I smell something nice under minthu s' leg..... (Dun get it wrong folks. I m Not gAy Get That?) Well the cake was NEAR his leg (Not near enough to get affected. So no worries folks.)

After skool..... HERE WE GO! Bring Ben To Toilet~~~ F him Upside DOwn! (Jk) Lure him to toilet~ While we prepare. This plan smells darn familiar though. Just that others were allowed to walk out slowly to the celebration area ~ This one got dragged out lmao. Happy Birthday to You~~
Lalalalala~~~ Song finished~ ask Ben to make a wish. Than we requested him to take out the candle with his mouth. Lmao he was sooo scare that we might do something to him that it took him 2 mins to get it done. Come on man , we are not crazy enough to smash you into the $20+ bucks cake without eating it first ya?

Anyways later on.... theres a new birthday policy due to the growth of the new generation. Introducing the Birthday Must Get Tortured Policy For Those whose name is "Ben". Torture 1 : Get Carried into the rain~~ Have Cake Smashed into his face and ran back up. Torture 2 : Get Tau Pok By The Heavy Weight Champions. OO~~~~ Torture 3 : Get Carried and spin like a spinning top. Hey guess wads torture 4.... They dragged Ben into the place with staircase.... and started Whacking Pinching and All The attacks that inflict a lot of pain. For some freaking reason.... My Tu Di Inflict only like 1 dmg on him. Ben Hp Bar (999 - 1). Wtfx is this. I Hope you did hold back you little ~~~ Ahh Nvm =D. I did not go in though. I tot bruce will do the job for me. O Wellx.

Anyways Ben came out with Lots of Bruce~! Not that Bruce But the Bruce! =D. Well later go doulby God~ Some of them buy singapore pools~~ than go Eat some japanese food wif Gerald, Eelynn, Minthu, Sean, Tai Ping, Yi Hui/Bruce. After that Go Home~. Once again, Sakura Chan~ and I Wish You a happy Birthday Dude =D.

2010-06-26T08:35:00.000-07:00

Another Birthday Celebration? The time manipulation.

Lalallaa Hi Guys =D. Lets track back a little to wednesday.... erm.... On tuesday night~~~~ Ehh Jc / Kh... Tmr wan morning meet up go eat bo. On la on la ~~~ Wednesday morning....... hmmm ... saw sms from JC (I m only sleeping now, we will meet in the afternoon....) Message received 6.39am... Wtf? Sleep so late? Afternoon 1pm.... Jc sms me again ~~~ I will meet ni men at 3.30pm for lunch ~~~. Oh okays? At 3.00pm I sms kh say can change to 4 pm a not...... needa bath..... kh never reply so i sms jc. JC s' reply (Time changed to 8pm le, I told kh to tell you, he never tell you meh? ) Zzzz no he did not...... 30 seconds later received sms from kh.... (JC say change to 8 pm dinner....) Wow thxs a lot =.=.

5pm Kh sms me (change to 7pm meet.) Holy Shoots.... means that i must prepare now..... 6.30pm ~~~ go down buy dinner for bro ~~~~ 7 pm at bus stop waiting for bus~~~ . So far confirmed all 5 of us ~~~ Kh , jc , the 2 yks and me, myself and I. So actually add up is 7 people =D. Anyways..... lets skip to the scene where 6 of us reached causeway point. JC, KH, Yi Kheng (one of the yk), Me, Myself and I. Hmm guess where is the other yk (Yong kuang.)?
Well we received news that he is still sleeping WHICH turn out to be true....Btw jc came here with a present in his hands =D. A Birthday Present =D. Its a clothe actually. It looks good to be worn to skool. Its casual =D. A robot picture on it =D. Woo Thxs a lot =D. Jc, Kh , Yc , And Jc s' cousin bought it together =D. Thxs guys =D. Waited at Cwp a little until 7.45..... Yong guang finally arrived and the 7 of us finally assembled.... Hmmm y not we meet at the initial timing 8 pm =.=.

Anyways have some problem deciding where to eat~~~~ Jack s' place too ex ~~~ mac & Kfc = too low class =D. Dian Xiao San too China .... Raman store Yi kheng kanna dierriea the last time he ate~~~ Crystal jade holyly high class~~~ Go in = bank + rupt. Left one place ~~~ SwenSen!!!
Needa wait for half an hour =.=. Not so boring though since our whole gang are jokers ==. Laugh our teeth out throughout the 30mins.... and finally we went in..... Hey Hey Order~~~~ Woo btw even though its 1 day after my birthday that person made an exception and gave me a free icecream... now here comes the epic order.... after we ordered our food~~ we were asked if we want any top up..... we said we want 1 after another..... in other words ~~~~ Kh : I want..... 1min later~~~~ Yk : I want..... 1 min later ~~~~ Jc : I want and so on =.=. In the end all of us wanted the top up so y dun we just say all want which can be done in a second D=?

Anyways eat eat eat about to finish eating and Yong kuang started to talk all the pervertic stuffs X.x Yuck!.... Well total bill was 100 + which was nothing to me =D. Jk. Went out of swensens and they forced me into taking a picture with Buzz lightyears or wadeva i dunno the spelling. Hmm but this picture is wif my face replacing buzz lightyears face. Ewwww my class level from top drop to C. Darn u Buzz! Anyways we Walk home after tat =D. GG. And thats all for wednesday =D.

Hoho this yr s' birthday ~~~ everyone celebrated for me =D. Once again special thxs to my dear frens , bros , families , gfs, wives =D.

2010-06-23T07:34:00.000-07:00

The Birthday celebration and Sakura s' new Friend

Alright.... Hi Guys.... Well Ben called me out today. (Tuesday) Hes gonna celebrate my birthday with me by going to an anime festival.... Btw today is my birthday. Well morning i wore my anime shirt and was preparing my hair... halfway through he sms asked me to wear formal~~~ i reject~~~ Than he say is going meet Sakura! Ok lets wear formal. Style Style Style Lets go!!!

At woodlands, Ben called me and say he forgot take something need go home take. Well okays O.o.... I took MRT first to dolby gault. Reached there.... first thing take note of the surroundings. Even though Ben is the only one who called me out..... Hmmm who else.....wait and wait and wait..... No one is appearing. Could i be thinking too much? Waited for 35 mins. Than Ben called say its okays to come up le O.o.

I tab my card and take note of the surrounding.... only see Ben~~~ no one else~~~~ O.o. Mmm..... was expecting someone to pop up there BUT No~~ Maybe i m thinking too much. lalala Ben brought me to Sakura~~~ O? Gonna eat here? 2 of us? Ben : Yesh! Ben took out his phone and started smsing. He said it was the friend who loves anime a lot like i do. I Open my eyes as round as 360 and look around 360.... No ONE! K i must reli be thinking too much. Later Ben said he wan go toilet. Of coz i follow. My Handsomeness is the second thing that matters. Ops. After came back, well was about to go in .... I think hmm maybe they(Poly frens) r not coming~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! O WOAH!. My Poly frens (Gerald, Minthu ,Nura , Yi Hui/Bruce , Eelynn, tai Ping ) Just Pop Up Out of NoWhere!

O Yea Yea oOOO Thxs u, How i love u guys =D. I expect no less from my brothers (including Bruce) and sisters (also including bruce.) Now lets go and eat. This is my first time eating at Sakura ~~~ my girlfriend s' restaurant. Wooo The food there is nice =D. As expected of my girlfriend sakura the manyzer of Sakura~~~ =D =D! Hmm Tai ping seems to have taken a hill / mountain of food. Well eat eat eat~~~ O Fook watashiwa darn full des. Halfway through i forgotten wad Ben said but somehow he made me remember i need to make a phone call. Went out to call Sakura =D! After that came back..... Sit down. OOo~~~ Shiok~~~ 2 seconds later. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U ~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U ~~~ a birthday song came. O I **** you all T_T. Damn~~~~ Followed by 2 plates of cakes. Thx u guys T_T. I mean i m thanking u for making me finish 2 plates of cakes and ice creams T_T. Jkjk =D.

Well its nice to have frens celebrating for u =D. Not long after Ben said to me, Ur Birthday veri pathetic like no present like tat. O.o oo i know wad le ~~~ than he took out a Anime Gift to me T_T. Oooo My God~~~ Its another Cute Girl Called Azusa Chan / Mio Chan T_T from K-On. O its sakura s' latest fren now T_T. Sakura and I Thank you guys for finding sakura a friend. Man this gift must be pretty expensive.....

Thank You SOOO MUCH GUYS!!!! Another girl for me to care and show love T_T.

Somehow while eating I kept holding on to the gift. =D. It shows how much I really appreciate this gift from my friends =D and how sakura is going to love having this fren too =D.

Well anyways we did not finish the food. The sign sux~~~ 100gram waste = $5.50 extra. KK anyways dun wanna make this draggy.... After tis go out take picture =D. Go Shopping~~~ play pool~~ go back have dinner wif my parents outside once again~ thx u my dear family T_T. Love eu guys too T_T. Go home they.... gave me a present.... a red packet.... of $80. HOLY! WOO! anyways i took out Azusa / Mio Chan and started fixing her. After that i started talking to sakura =D.

Once again guys, Thx you for making this birthday a wonderful and memorable one. It will always remain in my memory. Chao Outside Mother I mean erm bye bye =D.

2010-06-22T08:55:00.001-07:00

The second Successful Outing Part 2 --> East Coast and the birthday wishes

Folks folks folks welcome to part 2 folks ...Ahh f it. Anyways here we r at east coast. Squad 1 is at mac waiting for us squad 2 to assemble =D. I think they got some ice cream cone to eat and after that weee ha? Go rend rend the bi the cy and the cle (bicycle). Btw Tai Ping has a question or rather... a phrase of the day =.=. He keep asking people --> Do you remember.......... Than he will either stare at u or the sky for 10 seconds.... and than reply never mind =.=. That makes sense.

Anyways at the bicycle shop, rented 6 bikes. Jonah not joining us, hes going to cut cut hair and buy buy bootes i mean boots. So yea the offer quite niceo O.o. 1 HR Free 2 HRS. Hmm is this some kind of scandal. Well i doubt they have the guts to scam the 2 squads =D. Squad 2 was dispersed for a while ~~~ and anyways ~~~ here we goooo~~~ . Tai ping s' bicycle seems to have problem. Cycle a while he tired le. Is that the scandal they r making?

Halfway through, we reached and saw a spot known as the pebbles of torture (A place for u to massage ur feeto.) Well Minthu went on it first and go Awww Awww Awww!!!!

Hmm Well These noob pebbles its not a problem to Squad 2. I Jumped in, Awww Awww Awww AWWW!!!!! It is a problem to Squad 2 after all. Eelynn came in and walk so fast tat it smells like nobody s' business. So... i decided to chase eelynn. Both walking at darn high speed and suddenly halfway through, reached a area wif spiky pebbles. KIAK! OWWWWWWQIOJQWIOFIQFE!!! Holy Moly! Nvm complete one round... anything for saku Awwww!!!!!! Well anyways all of us made it.

Now than cycling continues btw some of them gotten reli reli tired halfway through so do I on the way back. No time to reach the other end D=. Well while returning bike, ranger suddenly appeared again. Its time to go~~~~ Minthu needa stay behind coz his frens are coming to meet him. We went to bedok 85 to have dinner. Btw we learned about the story of the budgeted Diana there D=. Poor thing. Anyways later Gerald fetch Eelynn and Tai ping home. Jonah fetch me and Diana home =D. Thxs a lot leaders =D.

Reached home... Bath... Watch anime.... The anime was so touching that made my tears filling my eyes. But I m as Powerful as Levithan. I can control my tears. Suddenly a happy birthday message came from eelynn. Hmm That reminds me.... today its my birthday =D. Ops a drop of tear fell. Darn! Well they did combos sms on me at different time slots. Was trying to sleep =D But.... ben combo x1 ~~~~eelynn combo x2 ~~~ gerald combo x3 ~~~~~ Ranger combo x4 ~~~~~~ Yi Hui/ slave combo x5 ~~~~~~ Raj combo x6 ~~~~~ BOOM Ko~~~ I lie on my bed dead I mean i sleep.

Well Thanks for the birthday wish guys =D. Reli Reli Appreciate it =D.

2010-06-21T10:35:00.000-07:00

The second Successful outing (Part 1) --> The Journey to East Coast

Alright than..... Ah Hey Guys~~~! Now now than today we r going to east coast parku so ya..... Morning woke up.... watch anime =D. (Without brushing teeth first ^_^) Than parents came home wif Mac for breakfast WOOHOOOO! My father bought a cash card and 3 stacks of coupons just for my outings which made me go WHAT! Was suppose to meet eelynn at yishun MRT station. Sms her~~~ Reply : Ops sry just woke up =D. O.o icic Whaahhaha.

Kays at Aljurad station. Saw Tai Ping and Di An Na~~~ I arrived a little late. Jonah and gerald went to get the cars which are gonna be used for this outing. Gerald lent his GF s' car / GF s' family car or wadeva while Jonah rented a car~ yea a car =D. After i arrived, Minthu arrived shortly. Minthu said he wanna eat so okays we went somewhere nearby to get some food. I for one haven eaten breakfast or lunch but heckcare~~~ dun feel like eating~~ so i get soya bean~~~ Tai ping gotta erm 100 plus? I forgot D=.

After tat Jonah and gerald came~~~ Before we got onboard, Dee suggested that she buy a 2 litre ice lemon tea first. Btw tat 2 litre of water really served us well at east coast park~~ we will see y later. Lmao, just when we r about to take off, eelynn called. She said wad must go back take card or something and shes at AMK and i think she asked if we can go fetch her a not =D. Hoho Gerald s' reaction was quite funny ~~~ as now it is not 1 person not 1 lorry not 1 car but 2 Cars going to fetch her =D. Smells like the president s' daughter. Jkjk. Now than from here on, lets name Gerald s' team as Squad 1 , Jonah s' team as Squad 2. Let me just state the ending result here....

Squad 1 --> Gerald (Leader aka driver Status Auto), Minthu , Tai Ping and Eelynn.

Squad 2 --> Jonah (Shoutaijou aka ranger / driver Status Manual) , Diana , Wei Loon/Me

Anyways Yeap reli went to AMK. Bleh it seems that Squad 2 does not know the route too well and it seems darn hard to follow Squad 1 on the high way so we will have to spam call Squad 1 and ask for directions =D. Reached NYP~~~ Eelynn got on board Squad 1 and here goes~~~ we r on our way to EAST COAST!!!! WOOHOOO!!!! eehh to once again~~ spam calls and ask for direction. We somehow overtook Squad 1 s' car due to the mini jam. Darn... kids nowadays shud reli know who to block and who not to. They see me and ranger inside the car they still dare block? In fact they should just make one lane empty for us 2 Squads to go. Not asking them to kneel down and welcome us is good enough. Hmm ignore that sentence above. I m mental =D. (Glad chu know it.)

Overtaking Squad 1~~~ Hmm... After we go quite a long distance i shud say .... we called Squad 1 and asked for the exit route. Squad 1 goes~~~ Where are you~~~ We reached already. Huh wtf was tat ~~~ we overtook u but u reach already? Btw at Squad 2 s' viewpoint.... every signs we see there smells like changi. Squad 1 than say we overshot way big Ohhh~~~. So we exited to make a U-turn. At first I see signs like terminal 1, 2 , 3 ,4.... Hmm I must be seeing things i tot =D. The next thing i see is the image below.... I must Reliiii be seeing things O_O. Holy.

Hoho, Dee mentioned about wanting to take aeroplane last night so well be my guest, god is granting you ur wish =D. Anyways in the end thxs to Gerald and jonah~~~ we arrived at east coast WITHOUT a sweat. Now than, dun wanna make this post too lengthy. Will do it in part 2. Cyas Guys for now =D.

2010-06-14T08:57:00.000-07:00

~~~ The soccer showdown In Cage~~~

Woo Today~~~~~ Hi GUYS~~! Today we err.... be4 the we...... I woke up at 8 ~~~ Bath, Blow My Hair, Then i look into the mirror ~~~ Hmm Not Planning to style my hair but the fringe.... Kip Dropping down no matter How I Comb It UP~~. I smell like one bloody ghost without a life. So in the end I Wax My Fringe and since I wax my Fringe I thought i might as well wax my whole hair. The usual time i use to style my hair increase by 20mins. Yay~! Ur The Man! _!_. Anyways eat and go out.

Went to meet eileen at Yishun MRT station at 10.30am. Go All The way To Serangoon~~~ Get Down The MRT, waited for Raj and Minthu.... Minthu arrive only right after the MRT fly off. Nice 1 da =D. Got up the MRT again.... Fly~~ i mean go all the way to Kallang~~~ Than go to Paya Lebar. Right there.... We found 8 ppl.... (Tai Ping, Gerald, Minthu, Eelynn, Yi Hui, Raj , Nura, Wei Loon) .

(Tai Ping : O No need wait for the rest already.)

O I know wad he means le >.<. Took Bus 11... Halfway through the Journey We saw another MRT station known as Stadium which is much much nearer to the Cage. Oh Forgot to explain.... Today Tai Ping planned for us for an outing to cage (a place where u can play soccer.) Raj said tat the vandilation inside is much more horrible than the outside. Holy Kaoz , The great weiloon of singapore is in trouble. Anyways.... So Ya Stadium station is much nearer to the cage. We dun even need to take bus. On the way to cage.... somewhere far far away, over the mountains , seas, and skys... we saw the one and only RANGER / SHOUTAIJOU JOnah walking towards the cage. (Everyone : Isn't that Jonah? Yeap it is... OVER HERE RANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Jonah saw us and immediately Shunpo here like a Lambogini~~~. He saw us and said that the outfit we wear looks as if we are going to skool than Minthu said >>> This is information hiding~~ encapsulation~~~ Damn Epic~~~ Arraylist has Arrays encapsulated... (I think...) And now our outfits are encapsulated where? Inside our organs? Skins? ***?

We got changed and went into the cage.... I saw the Giant Fan above... WOOT! God is on our side Babe !!!!! Thank You!!!! Thank God!!!! YAY!!!! **** ***!!!!!! ops. Anyways we started choosing team and Kick Off. Took a lot of pictures inside. Gerald was.... Veri Bad Veri Bad. Was Toying wif noobs like us~~~~ Front, Back, Left , Right ~~~ made us run around like fools T_T. Minthu will always rush straight foward to us Immediately after we get the ball X.x. Btw Jonah is a power Goal Keeper. He Blocks almost every shot that comes to him. As expected of Shoutaijou. Me , Eelynn, Nura and Bruce were toyed, pwned, owned around like a piece of fag. Man i have lost the will to live T_T booHoo..... Ahh wad on earth m i toking. But than again... Nura scored the most =D =D. Heres her secret to her technique. She always shouts AHHH~~~~ Than she scores. How do you like tat.

Anyways after playing, some of us wash up, change clothings.... and f off i mean walk off. We went to the dunno wad centre to eat. Some was aiming for Koufu there, Some aim KFC, but KFC Wins~~~~ WooHOOOO. That meal cost me $8.80. Holy Moly! After eating ... went to the MRT station known as Stadium... like i said... bus is not needed. Damn~~. Btw The escalator down was super duper cuper high! SO High that I can see The ...... ceiling. Ok nvm anyways, hoho took a few pictures there. I didn't know that nice sceneries can be found inside MRT stations too. Well tat does it, they r going to the dunno where.... well for some reason i just feel like going home.... so BYE BYE~~~~!!

So yea... tats all for today..... (Monday.) Special Thxs to Tai Ping for organising this fun trip / event and also to the rest who have came =D.

2010-06-12T05:56:00.000-07:00

WelCome Back TAU HUI!!!

Wooo Yesterday ~~~ Ahh Hi Guys!! Ytd was the last The Day Of Skool!!!! WOOHOOOO!!!!! YAY!!!! ***!!!!! ****!!!!! **** *** !!!!!!! Ahh Arhem! DSTR lesson..... Binary Search ~~~ The teacher says.... the first 6 person who finish first will get extra 3% participation marks... Ha surely me one la ~~~~ half hour later ~~~~ 3 finished.... All From The Other Classes.... Ehh Hmm Minthu says use Linear Search to solve.... When the teacher walks past ~ He say Y Minthu use Linear Search , Never listen to my words ~~~ Hoho I Faster change my codes back to BinarySearch~~~ Like i say Kidz~~~ My Policy ~~ Let ur frens be the experiment first and the person who is safe is You~! If You Dun understand~~ Get My "Let Your Fren be Experinment" GuideBook for Only 99.99.ToString("C"); In the end none of our class ppl made it to the top 6.

Anyways after lessons, we r prepared to go to dolby gault~~ Going there to eat TauHui~ Lets skip the scene to Doulby Gault.... Holy Mama Kau~~~ Its So Darn hot during the walk to the Tau Hui Store. Tai Ping complain that he is melting than....

Bruce : O Your Fats Is melting?

Veri bad veri bad. I Dun know her.. Err Sry I Dunno Him =D Errr Sorry again... I Dunno HerHim. Well Ben was hungry so he packet a packet of chicken rice. When he was about to eat it in the Tau Hui Store.... CB $4 + never give me Sauce / Chilli #@$^*&@^#&@!^#@*. Bleh Pwned. We went down to buy some food. I want... A Peanut Ball... A TauHui .... And A TauHui Water (Dou Hua Shui / Soya Bean) While we r ordering.... A bunch of jokers are standing OutSIDE of The Tau Hui Store Singing ~~~ NOBODY NOBODY BUT CHU ~~~~ O NOBODY NOBODY BUT CHU ~~~~~ Err Yea hey hey Folks Folks Folks.... NOBODY NOBODY BUT CHU~~~~ Ehh yea yea How About NOBODY IS ANNOYING BUT CHU~~~ so Shut up~~~ On A Second Look , they look more like clowns joking on the streets. Ok I Never say The sentences on top... Veri Bad Veri Bad.

Lmao at first Tai Ping ate 2 containers of Tau Hui... Gerald started Tempting Tai Ping to buy 1 more. Tai Ping Stood Up and says~~~ I m going to The Toilet. In The end, he came up wif 1 more container of TauHui Haha AND The Thing is... ppl use spoons to eat TauHui.. This one DRINK The TauHui~~~~ X.X . Btw those ppl below... i ask for peanut ball they give me dou sa Ball. RAWRRR. (Btw For Those of You who are thinking Curve Already... Go Wash Your Minds. Its Not That Ball D=.)

After eating we went to play L4D. Bleh nothing to say.... I Got Pwned... I can't even kill the famous Bruce. Sean and Ben was owning the whole game~~~ Sean was taking a Saw or wadeva Machine and is drilling the zombies like theres no tommrrow. Ben as the charger will go CCb, Hahaha ~~~!! Die Biatches~~~~!!! when he caught someone =.=. Was playing Happily than halfway the connection stopped. 1 hr is over. Nnb, Limpei s' com u also dare disconnect, I will call my Sakura Come Handle You I tell You.

Anyways after tat all except me Sean and Raj went to watch movie. I was suppose to go wif Raj to the IT show but was darn tired already yea sooo.... I Went Home.... Veri Bad Veri Bad... I was darn tired after L4D ... So Tired that I was almost Left 4 Dead. Go Home Bath Sleep.... Btw for what I did today ... I will post it next time =D. Cyas Noobs I Mean Friends =D.

2010-06-05T23:41:00.000-07:00

The Negotiation on MARS (Part 2)

HEY YO~~~~~ !!! WadSupppp~~~~~!!! WadSeeeupppp~~~~! Long time bo see. Well Than 2 weeks of exams of hell is over so now... Its Time For me to fulfill my promise to my dear sakura =D.

Note : For those of you who dun like nonsense , please do not continue reading this post =D.

Now it has been a month or more since me and sakura went to MARS. This time, we collected a lot of rubbish and is ready for the so called "Negotiation on buying the kingdom." Since our rocket ran out of fuel, Sakura and I fly there by her staff~ Cool Eh? This time I brought along a MARS language Book such that I can understand what they are saying when the time comes. An English one as well for sakura chan =D.

At The MARS entrance... Once again as before... The Mariens started dancing... and once again i receive a tight slap from the MARIENS. Darn their tradition form of greeting is sure weird and pain. But I am wondering how come sakura did not get slapped? Do MARIENS Practice Favortism? Whatever it is, they are lucky they didn't slap her or I will make sure Father s' day/ Mother s' Day goes denied in Mars.

By the way, according to the dictionary , Prices in Mars are known as rubbish and rubbish is a type of currency in Mars. However earthlings have special deals, they can use A4 size paper to replace their currency. The condition of the paper is not an issue. Well we can guess it.... Mars does not have trees to make paper so... Yea... Since Mars have high demands on papers~~ Advantage of the negotiation is on our side ^_^.

At the Capital..... here we go again.... me and sakura chatted a while and here comes the MARIENS. Before they can say anything.... I took out my so called MARIENS dictionary that I Brought along. This time, there will be no more epic fail conversation like the previous encounter.... Since there is a MARS dictionary, Subtitles will be included~~~

Marien s' Commander : Ying Ding Gou Sae~~~~!! (How You ARe Doing~~~~!!)
Marien s' Assitant : KoNi Dwaq Iku RUbbisH? (KingDom Price is What Offer?)
Sakura Chan : Ko Le Kingdom Wa Iku La Des Ka? (Japanese Subtitles not avaliable)
MeMyselfAndI : Hey Hey Sakura chan~~~ this is Mars yo ~~~ speak MARS~~~
Sakura Chan : Hai ^_^ ~~ ! (Japanese Subtitles not avaliable)
MeMyselfAndI : (Thoughts to myself) =.= ..... Nvm shes cute when being japanese =D.

Marien s' Commander : Ying Ding Gou Sae~~~~!! (How You ARe Doing~~~~!!)
Marien s' Assitant : Ginwoa Rubbish P5000 Niehd? (KingDom Price 5000 A4 size paper How About It?)
MeMyselfAndI : (Thoughts to myself) Dream on kidz, 5000... go home feed ur fish!
MeMyselfAndI : Rubbish~~ P500 Niehd? (Price 500 A4 size paper How About It?)
Marien s' Assitant : Kinwor (~NEGATIVE~)
MeMyselfAndI : Nnb dare reject Limpei I mean Ahhem! P1000? (1000 A4 papers? )

..... Once again this negotiation goes on and on and on~~~~ and all that bloody commander likes to do is nothing more than an action reply Ying Ding Gou Sae!!!! And for God s' sake... Speak proper english dudes... Man ... Nowadays Europeans Speak English... India Speaks Indish... Singaporeans Speaks Singlish... And Now... Mariens Speaks Marlish. Darn you aLL! (Hey noob... you are directly contradicting urself pal... get a life ^_^) But in the end we manage to come to a price of P4999.. A discount of 0.0002%. They claim that the discount is little because of negotiation charge. Wtf man... Service Charge , GST , Road Tax, CPF, Now a stupid Negotiation Charge... What a Galaxy this is becoming.... Negotiation Charge Huarry~~~~ Fu Mariens =.=. No Choice since its for my dear sakura =D. But.... I told them that we will come back another day, did not bring enough rubbish.... Darn Mariens, want so much rubbish, no wonder you guys smell like rubbish. Pui!

On the way back.... saw one beautiful hairpin that suits sakura reallllly Well~~~ IT will look cute On Her~~ Plan to Buy It for her next time we come here.~~~

Another futile trip but the next trip will be the final one =D. By the way.... my english dictionary seems to be missing.... Maybe i have left it on MARs. Oh Well See You Next Time Guys =D.

2010-05-22T22:19:00.001-07:00

XIAO MEI AND THE HAIR CUT

On Friday... after the test. Gerald ask me after skool wanna cut hair bo. Let me think hmm..... I look at my hair.... this length of hair has caused 2 random people to call me XIAO MEI (little girl) already. First person to call me tat was on thursday. I was sitting at the shelter waiting for the bus. Lalalalala. Eh Xiao Mei, Xian zai Ji Dian le ah? (What time is it now?) Wtf was tat..... I turn around and saw a old lady asking me for time. After telling her the time..... she asked me err Ni Shi Xiao Mei hai shi Xiao Di. (Are you a little boy or little girl?) Omfg ain tat obvious even after i produce my voice? Nvm since its the older generation I do not blame. The second time i kanna was at the skool mac canteen.... Was in the queue behind Gerald waiting to pay for my meal. It was gerald s' turn to pay suddenly when a voice came out.... Hou Mian De Na Ge Xiao Mei Lai Huan Qian (The little Girl behind, come and pay ur money.) An Arrow pierced through me heart. Am I as beautiful as a XIAO MEI? O....? Hell no....

So thinking of those 2 events be4 i reli become XIAO MEI its time to cut my hair. After skool me and gerald went off to cut our hair BUT... we took a little deteour and end up eating wif our poly frens =D (Eelynn , Minthu , Ben , Nura , Bruce/YiHui/KuiMa , Gerald and me). Went to eat lunch to gather. Had a little chat at mos burger. Bleh i dun feel so hungry so i didn't other. But the milk tea there was dellicious~~~~. Chat till 4 + than me and gerald zao already. Now lets jump to marine parade.... The place where i cut my hair 3 months ago.

Was about to reach marine parade on the bus but too much freaken traffic light tat produces red lights. For me.... The sun is shining on my side.. so.... HOLY HOTTY!!! For Gerald.... He wanna go To The Toilet UrgeNtly. Hurry Up U Freaking Red Traffic Light! When we Reach the destination, We Rush Through the Mountains (Overhead bridge) and Deserts (Streets) Gerald Rush For The Toilet~~~~ I Rush For? The Air-Con. Gerald sure took quite a while to release~~~ I can understand how urgent he is ==. After tat here we are at the barber shop. The nice guy there still recognise me =D. 3 months no see~~~ How have u been??

Tat guy said he tot gerald told him tat we r suppose to reach at 4 +. Well its 5 + already. Gerald said lesson end late O.o. Lesson ended at 3 btw Lol. Let Gerald cut first ~~~ remember kids ~~ Letting ur fren be the experinment first is a best tactic invention of Mine, Use it well. Jkjk. After tat it was my turn. Lalalallaa I want not too long not too short. I want Sui Sui~~. Well the hair did not turn out too bad after he style for me but i think i m dead on monday coz i dunno how to style.

After tat we went home... man tat bus i was on... took near 2 hrs to get to woodlands. Bloody Traffic jam.... Anyways tats all tat happened on friday. Cyas later. Btw Sakura Chan , Might be going on a trip in a few days time wif u =D.

2010-05-21T09:43:00.000-07:00

Why Why? You tell its all human nature~~~ Ahh Hi Guys =D. Woo this week is worst than week 4. Lets review through the week. Monday --> Planning to study DBMS for thursday test. But than the hints given..... Chapter 1 to 4 =D Happy studying sukers~~~. Hmm Hell No.... Hey guys heres the plan, Tuesday we ask teacher for more hints =D. So today..... SLACK.

Tuesday --> 2 boring lectures in the morning in a row as usual. Then.... DBMS tutorial starts. Hey CHer, Any hints for DBMS Quiz. Teacher : Ermm Yes, Chapter 1 to 4 =D. ..... eehhh we know tat dude, You Know tat , I KNow Tat, We Know Tat, EveryOne KNows Tat BUT Is There any Specific Hints...... Teacher : Err , Just chapter 1 to 4 lor ^_^. omfg this sux. Nvm theres another test on friday --> IPTNET. Later got tutorial can ask for hints. During IPTNET tutorial...., Cher Any hints for the quiz. Teacher: Errr.... Ya Chapter 1 to 4. .... Ehhhh we know tat pal, You know Tat , I Know tat, He Know Tat, We Know Tat , Everyone Knows tat BUT Is There any Specific Hints..... Teacher: CHapter 1 to 4 lo no specific hints ^_^. ......omfg.
At night go home..... CHOING STUDY CHapter 1.

Wednesday --> Morning Wake up 8am.... Holy Mama! I m Late. Father : Allow me to bring u to skool. Woo How ON can he get =D. I Like ur style dude. Lalala 11.30 release. We went to eat than start studying DBMS. Study till afternoon than go back home study till night 7 +. Than slack.

Thursday --> Morning wake up Choing study IPTNET. Even though today is DBMS test but got no time to revise as tonight 8 + than release from skool. Luckily Eileen found that in CMS there is actually Hints FOR THE EXAMS! Darn Tat Teacher sure knows how to play tricks. There are 40 terms for us to study. Morning I Study 10...... go skool .... break time choing REvise DBMS. At night 6.50 sharp DBMS test Started.... not that hard though =D my fren jivon gave me a lot of hints for the exams as he already took tat paper. So yea... At night went back home watch a series of anime..... bath Choing study the other 30 terms and revise one time and there we r. Prepared for Friday s' IPTNET test.

Friday --> Needa meet Minthu at 9 am coz i accidentally took his IPTNET paper. Revise through a while and we r ready for the test. =D same thing its not so hard. Wrong one qn though.... DArn sad. D= I dun have the will to live anymore T_T... NOOOO!!!! Ahh wtf m i saying. Anyways about wad happens after the test... I will do it on my next post. Cyas =D.

2010-05-16T07:50:00.000-07:00

Bleh Hell Week has Passed.... Its not as hellish as i tot though =D. Both the C# and DSTR quiz are rather straight forward. As Straight forward as me ^_^. Ahh hi GUYS! Long Time No see. Maybe i shud put tat at the start of this post.... Ok here is a action reply...

Ahh hi GUYS! Long Time No see. Bleh Hell Week has Passed.... Its not as hellish as i tot though =D. Both the C# and DSTR quiz are rather straight forward. As Straight foward as me ^_^. Ahh hi GUYS! Long Time No see. Ahh forget it , not gonna repeat. Today i m suppose to go out wif jivon to town >.< / go out wif Ben to study but I m too bz wif me skoolwork. I thank them for their kind understanding. O I thank Sakura and my Girlfriends on the cup for accompanying me ^_^ while i was doing my work. If not for them, i would have gave up my life I mean my skoolwork long ago T_T.

O man T_T , I was suppose to go to MARS wif sakura today..... but wad to do I was bz and yet they stay beside me and give me the best support T_T... O how touching T_T. I will try to make it up for you sakura chan. O Btw sakura chan wants me to pass this message to you guys .... GOODBYE =D.

2010-05-07T21:06:00.000-07:00

Oh Man..... AHHH HI Dudes. Welcome to another Mr Brown Show ~~ Lalalalala la~~~ Lalalalala~~~ nvm... erm Long Time No see! Just a twist of the eye, Week 4 is coming.... man i have been catching very slowing in skool this semester. (Of course you are idoit, the phrase its a blink of an eye.) Lost in every direction. (Its a shame to get lost in NYP D=) Luckily Sakura Chan gave me that warm smile and told me not to give up which made me try and eventually I caught up by a little. Not to forget my friends who has encouraged me too =D.

Week 4 is the test. To other ppl it might be normal quizes but to me... ITS Test of love!~~~ O Sakura Chan~~~ I shall Thy not dissapoint u ~~~ if i shall ~~~~ may curse befall me ~~~ The curse tat i will set is tat I must divorce you ~~ Omfg wad on EArth M i Talking. Quiz is just Quiz.... Ehhh for a moment i felt like I was talking to myself. Well I will work hard so as not to dissapoint thy love of sakura~~~ Talking about tat... NEXT WEEK ~ Me and Sakura Finally Going Back to MARS! This time we will get our negotiation of the kingdom done. We have collected a LOT of Rubbish. We Will Buy all Their Propeties this Time. (For those of you who have yet to read my last post on MARS =.= Please ignore the MARS related topic above.)

By The way, I m planning something Big This semester for my skoolwork..... I hope it won't fail.. It will be a very big present to my parents and to my love. Hoho about that something.... Not gonna say. (As if they care you idoit) True True. Well good luk for quiz 4 losers! Jk.

2010-04-18T03:20:00.001-07:00

Hmm.... Ahh Hey! Sup Dudes. Man Skool Gonna reopen Tommorrow and I M Sooooo!!! Excited!!!! for the next coming holiday.... Darn how wish the holiday just started. If only Mars have a technology of time travel. On Thursday... me and Ben went to buy skool books. Suppose to meet at 3 pm in skool wif Ben in skool but he sms me and say whether can change it 4. Ha I was playing my computer games so.... be My Guest. At 3.30pm .....Hmm Gonna be late.... last match.... hmm another last match..... Hmmm another last match..... Hmm I swear last match...... ARghhh Last Match ! I Promise Sakura Chan LAst Match! well.... too late. I M late already.

Went down wait for bus... quite a long wait and during the wait.... the bloody taxis seems darn tempting. Never mind ... I m a patient guy... AHhh Tats It (Raise my right hand) Yea in the end i still ended up in a taxi =D. Patient aren't I. Reached skool near the sports hall which was quite far from the auditorium where I m suppose to meet Ben. Blah Guided the taxi driver wrongly wad can I do. Anyways the results of this trip is better than last yr. Last yr only got 2 books. This yr got 4 =D. grats grats.

After tat Just went to mac wif Ben, share a mac nuggut meal wif ben and have a little chat. Ha the interview he was suppose to attend on Sunday.... he did not GO! =D. I Must reli learn from him. Its a powerful interview skill. Well coming back to today.... Darn the skool tmr.... I hope we get nice teachers =D. Anyways tats all for today..... one last phrase be4 i go......

(Holidays are better than Polydays.)

A Trip to Mars

2010-03-26T03:09:00.000-07:00

The Negotiation on MARS(Part 1)

Phew? Long time bo See ==DDDD !!! Blehx it has been a while man. I was lazy to post ever since exams are over. Not until Sakura make a kind request for me to post =D. Noww where was I.... oh yea MARS. Haha last week me and Sakura went there. Planning to set up a kingdom there for Sakura =D but than..... very hard to negotiate prices with the Mariens. We sat down in the conference room. Waited a while and here comes the Mariens.

(Mariens' Commander: "Ying Ding Gou Sae! ")
(Mariens' Assistant: "Ki Ko Bilas Hing Ko Rubbish?")
(Me: "Ehh .... Hmm........ Ok.....?")
(Sakura: "Ko Le Kingdom wa Iku la Des ka =D?")
Japanese Changed to English : How Much is this Kingdom? (By : Sakura)

(Mariens' Commander: "Ying Ding Gou Sae! ")
(Mariens' Assistant: "Blisa Ko Isa Rubbish ni ?")
(Me : "Zzz")

(Mariens' Commander : "Ying Ding Gou Sae!")
(Mariens' Assistant: "Isu Blisa Ko Zzz Rubbish ni ?")
(Sakura : "Hai Hai Rubbish So le te Nani?")
Japanese Changed to English : Yes yes. So what about Rubbish? (By : Sakura)

(Mariens' Commander : "Ying Ding Gou Sae! ")
(Mariens' Assistant: "Sawim Hai Rubbish?")
(Me: .... Ha... Ha.... Ha.... Ying Ding Gou Sae!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!)

The meaningless and lame negotiation goes on and on and Soon a conflict started.... What kind of joke is this? They talk rubbish than say we talk rubbish D= D=. There was a huge conflict even though we laugh throughout the conflict Because We got No Freaking Idea wad on MARS we are talking about =D.

Come to think of it, a war nearly started at the entrance of Mars. Those mariens are jokers. When Sakura and I reached the entrance, one of the Mariens started dancing. I was about to slap tat marien when Sakura stopped me and told me this might be their form of greeting.
Hmmm, =D I Got It! So its only formal if I greet Back Eh? Hey Yo Yo! Lets Rock The Dance Floor! I made one dance move and the Mariens gave me a slap. Now... =D! I Got it! That means Mariens Greetings = Dancing + A Slap . Yea That make sense. Was about to slap them when Sakura Slap me T_T. But I understand her kind intentions, Shes helping me to avoid war with the Mariens. (Even though we will win for sure since we got so many dancers and clowns on earth.)

Well, we saw a lot of cool stuffs on the way back to the entrance after the so call "NEGOTIATION OF KINGDOM WITH THE MARIENS". Wanted to buy them but.... once again....

(Marien From Mars: "Yi Ding Gou Sae")
(Me From Singapore: "O? Heow Miuch Iss Thhis?")
(Marien: "Rubbish")
(Sakura : "Ko Le Wa I Ku La Des Ka?")
(Marien : "Rubbish")
(Me : "....Ha....Ha....Ha.... Yi Ding Gou Sae!!!! Wahahahah!!!!!")
(Marien : "Gs Ta ke Rubbish!") < *Point to the price board* >

Now I get it.... Prices r known as Rubbish in Mars..... Man this type of Currency is really Rubbish... Did you bring any Rubbish along my dear Sakura? You did!? Where!? Who Me!? Awww You Break me Heart. Ha I know i know you are just kiddding =D. Kawaii Sakura Chan =D. Man so we cannot buy anything for now....

Well so in the end me and Sakura went back to earth with nothing but Rubbish ==. We will go there again next time... Come to think of it.... The Mariens seems to know what we are saying O.o.

2009-12-23T08:53:00.001-08:00

Studies And The Anime Cup (Part 2)

Alright where was I. O yea we r going to Takashimaya (Me Gerald and Ben). Both of them wanna buy Christmas Present for their gf/uncle/father/mother/sister/wadeva and I m going there to get some lovely anime shirt =D. Heard tat there is an anime festival there. On The train Jivon called me, telling me tat he went there and did not see any festival.. Hmmm…. HOLY SHIT!! If wad he said is true…. I m Gone T_T. Reached orchard Entrance…. One person came to me (Can I have a short moment wif u plox?) haha wif me? U Gotta be Kidding… I turned around and saw Ben and Gerald making for the run already…. Thanks Guys ^_^. My turn to plan…. OI BEN CB Dun Pang Sei Me. Ha Bye bye. Zzz I feel so bad ignoring tat person.

Alright on the way there.... Gerald kip asking me if I can sense my anime girls waiting for me at the festival but than I can only sense sakura at home T_T. Darn i m soo scare after wad Jivon said to me. I think tat caused me sensor to spoil. But than There is reli a festival =D YAY! Hmm wait... Look down from the top~~~~ We saw Mickey Mouse? Hot Wheels Speeds the WAY~~~!? Dou Mou? Hi 5 (Shoo!) ? Saw 6 Body part Sets? (Jk) Ehh WHERE IS MY ANIME SET? Went down Yes Saw It Saw It.... Zzzz hmm u call this an anime corner.... 5 T-shirts... the one i wanted most sold out. Nvm the other one tat i wanted... $20 but price not a prob... Heres the thing.... Tat shirt.... L size.... But erm... it smells like a hyper super duper extra polluted small size when it is tried on a small size person like me. Great ^_^ I am wearing a large size shirt Yoyo. So Large Yet so Small Yoyo ^_^. Damn. The other one tat i wanted.... Large size also But Hey Yoyo SO Large Yet So Extra Large... Is there Any Small or Medium Size? (No Sir) Yea! Yo the Man Yoyo ("""" Off!) Damn.

Was about to leave until Gerald asked me... Sure you dun wan buy anything...? Hmm i tot i can budget since theres no shirt. Feel like buying the cup though. But I replied no. Than he asked me the second time... Are You RELI Sure? LAst Chance~~~ Ahh DAMN Lets go Get Tat Cup~~ $10 =D. But i feel glad~~ Shud thank Gerald for it. =D. Now my wives won't be lonely anymorex. Next walk to Plaza Singapura wif them to buy christmas present. Outside Wind BLows BOOM There goes Our freaking Hair! Gerald s' only hair One man standing ~~ WinnAr! Darn it has been 6 yrs since i walkdown this street(Seriously) I will freaking get lost if no one guilds me.

Walk and Walk And Walk until a small road.... the car stopped there. Gerald tot the car dun wan go So he Cross Lor! My Turn... Hmm Dun wan go Ah SO I Cross Lor!~~

Lalala~ POH! Ah Chee! (Chua Tio) Me and Ben Jus got Horned! Freak U Car U Dun Wan Go Of Coz We Cross La! Anyhow Horn Ppl Later we Get Horny In Middle Of Orchard HOW? Near GoverMent Place U KNow!? Ops =D. U r a sicko frens =D. They both were laughing their Arse out of how i kanna chua tio. The next roadside i reached. Saw a same colour car... In my mind~~~ Oh is tat freaking car again! Gerald told me No no relax is another car. O =D means we will not get horny eh?

Later on gerald jus went to buy his gift~~ Some sort of lava water in a tube.... dunno wad is it. $35. Ben s' shop is closed so sad case he went alone to city hall. Gerald went to support his brother in law~~~ Or wadeva it is. and I.... Went Home =D. Btw Realise tat the Mp3 tat i went back to the house and take one got no battery Zzz. Darn. Tats all folks.

Btw Conquerance of Mars will be next Week. Watch me and Sakura Life action only On Channel Null~~.

2009-12-23T07:26:00.000-08:00

The Studys And The Anime Cup(Part 1)

Zzzz~~~ Ring~~~! Oh!? Muha 6.25am. Darn still tired~~ Ytd Draw Anime till 1am. Close Eyes a While..... Open Close Open CLose 6.50am COngrats you are late~! SUppose to meet Ben at 8 am to eat mac and then study =D. Pack This Pack Tat Brush my Teeth + 10mins of useless hair styling and Off me go.... (At the lift...) Ops i forgot my Mp3 songs finishing a round le~ Needa bring another one~~~ Ran Back to house to take the another one....

Reached downstairs, Hey HEY HEY Mai Zao Mai Zao~~~ There goes my Bus~~~ _!_ never wait for the proly me. Darn you to heck. Alright then, at MRT once again there are slowpokes blocking my way D=. 1min be4 the train comes. Someone standing there tapping the card~~~ Machine reply ("Your freaking card gives out red light, Please bloody let the pro sir Loon Ge Behind In...") Ha Serve you right dude. CHoing Ah!!!! Some jokers standing on the right of the excurlator (Pardon my spelling...) Excuse me sukers ... Watashiwa in rush des. Doors are closing~~~ O well lucky i managed to rush in in time. Almost got squashed though.

At Kathib, Ben asked me where m I ^_^. Hoho Since i Jus came back from Mars (If u have read my previous post. U will understand. Else jus ignore me.) I sms replied I m in Singapore of coz. While Walking to nyp I smell some phone vibration... Ben called me =D. ("Ben: Ehh Where u") .... ("Me: Ehh I jus left my House O.o") .... ("Ben: Wow Thanks, I will eat My Mac First") And So on and so On XD he fell for it =D. I told him i will rush here =D. He asked me by taxi?? No by shunPo. I will reach in 3 mins. Muha Well saw him standing at the bridge near the auditorium. Had Mac Breakfast with Ben. Zzz after breakfast he went to "ROB" The tissues of Mac. At first i tot he took the plastic bag to put our drinks But NO! One Whole Plastic bag full of tissues! Ha He say its for the christmas party and hes famous for ROBBING them. Tats y they hired him to do this job.

After tat we went to toilet to check on our hair~~. I Stood there whining y all of their hair can stand I cannot T_T. I wanna Attract Sakura Chan even though shes my Wife already T_T. Standing is one thing but seeing Ben style makes me wanna laugh. Style~~ Style~~ Style~~~ RAWRAAA (Scratch his head*) Y My Hair not Standing Properly!! (Whole Hair messed up once again. Congrats) Ha after 15mins of joke styling I cannot tahan le... too stuffy inside so went to library watch one piece first. Ben joined in later. I think he took half an hour to style ==. watch le 2 episodes..... Hmmm Fak How come not Loading! Ben came in with a YaY~~ Can Watch Hitman ~~. Damn. Watch Watch Watch~~~~ (Electric Bee Attk~~ Wooo!!! ) And here comes minthu and gerald.

Gerald showed us a car tat can beat hmmm another car? Forgot the names but tat car is fast... and i bet only one of our classmates can outrun the car. (Not gonna say who) After tat do maths, Exercise 1.1? Ez Shit! Choing Ah~~ Do Exercise 2.2 halfway minthu S.O.P ("I m ******* Hungry"); Hoho we Eat Lor. Ok This is getting draggy lets skip the eating part. After tat went back to library and we planned to go takashimaya wif gerald and Ben. Minthu needa meet his frens to go Gym So too bad too sad Bye Bye!~ Wel Well well this is it for Part 1....

2009-12-21T10:11:00.000-08:00

Sunday... Finally An Outing (Part 2)

Anyways after this we went for pool, tat YK and JC Has transformed into pool monsters... suddenly so pro. Gone to the swimming pool too much i guess. KH flying ball skills has improve. Everytime his turn , everybody mus run. BANG he miss the ball.

infront, but did not miss the hole. Wtf? Goal!!!!! I Got Solid I Got Solid !!!! White White White SOlid!! Ha =.=. After pool went to drink some DInoSaur O_O. Scary. Lucky my wife CardCaptor Sakura came in time wif a Card and Pour the Powder on the DinoSaur AND TADA ~~~ Milo DinoSaur For only $2.80! While Stocks last~.

Than later they went to kopiDIAM beside the safra. All ate except me, Too Full after Swallowing a Dinosaur.... Anyways after eating played a mini game.... Hard to explain but than loser will have to taste the mixed up chilli of different flavours.... Yuck!! At first, yk lost so he taste It. But darn dissapointed .... he Did not puke T_T. Well My Retribution I guess, Coz next round i lost ==.

Darn tot too much of sakura chan . Too cute to be true. Well the chilli tasted not bad D= But i think i GOnna have trouble when i reach home in the toilet.

K La Too Draggy Jus know tat after tat went to causeway point shopping, Than Arcade Than they come me House Play..... Digimon..... WOoo Sakura Joined in Too! Jivon rushed off to his fren le after the safra event. Left 5 of us still (Sakura inclusive) O Well Once again YK has became a monster in digimon.... At night dota than slp =D.

Tats all folks for today. Btw Mars had been conquered back by the enemys with 0 deaths coz after i conquered Mars, I did not leave a single guard down there and went back to earth ! Cool Eh ? Pwned!..

2009-12-21T09:38:00.000-08:00

Last Sunday... Finally An Outing (Part 1)

Tick TOck Tick Tock Tick Tock LING!!!!!! Nah i cannot hear the alarm clock. LING!!!!! Nah cannot Hear Cannot Hear WHY SO SOFT!!! Wei Loon San ~~~ Its Morning ~~~ WOOO I m Awake Sakura CHan =D. Hoho lucky I got her to wake me every morning ^_^ sweettt. Anyways Erherm finally long last an outing on sunday. Sakura chan woke me up at 8.30am..... first thing to do.... SPAM CALL! Wake those pigs up!! 1st Stop JIVON! Ring Ring ~ Hello? O Darn hes awake earlier than me. Did sakura went to wake him up too? Nvm Call Yi Kheng.... Ring Ring ~~ Ring Ring~~ (Hang Up..) Ehh Wtf? Jivon went to call Kok Hung but no answer ^_^.

Yong kuang is awake too ^_^. His sis Su ying leh I dunno. Later on jivon came calling me telling me tat his mum says KH is still sleeping and try to call back later even though she knows tat we have a meeting at 10am..... its already 9.30. Wad on earth is tat for man? The whole world knows tat the first thing to do is to give her son a tight slap so tat he wakes up from his *** dreams D=.

So How? Simple Bring The Yong Kuang Family Gang Go His House Wake Him Up. Ha reli wake up after me YK and his Sis SY. Pro gang jiu si pro Gang.

Btw His mum treated us Spagetti at her house =D. Hmm k la dun wan rape ur house le =D. K enough of nonsense lets jump to scene of the outing destination ~~~ Teleportation!!~~ Woo Here we r at Yishun Safra. Bowling Time.... Darn it darn it its weedends and there is no discount. Tat Jivon is the first to go ~~~ BOOM BOOM Spare~~. ......... Nvm My Turn Eat my BackStrike! Oo man i think I mus be thinking too much about sakura coz i will never get an EGG for 2 times ==.

Than followed by everyone else who is way better than me T_T. Zzz through the match ... Jivon kip on getting spare and strike for quite some time.... Wad a hacker D=. If only sakura chan is here to support the pro me. Tats the only reason y i never score 300 D=. Jk =D. But anyways 1st round JC owned our ass and second round SY owned our ass. And Third Round Guess WHO Owned!!!? The Answer is........... There is no 3rd round =D. Pwned.

Soul In the Hell Week ~ Week 8 (Monday)

2009-12-16T07:04:00.000-08:00

Soul In The Hell Week ~ Week 8 (Monday)

Ehh To Ehh Tooo......... YO!!!!!!!!! YOYOYO!!!!!!!!! Hmm Erhem Ha Long Time nO see Guys Sry it has been so long from the last post... I went to Mars for the past 2 months and left my soul here so tats y u tot that i m still here =D.

Anyways Holydays r Once again Coming... hoho I had enough of codings... Almost melted into codes myself while I was in Mars Coz my 5 wives kip pestering me to do codings. Becoz of their cuteness I got no choice but to do =D. KAWAIII!!! Right now Sakura Chan (my 1st wive) is still in Mars.. MAN I MISS HER SO MUCHHH!!! T_T can't live without her. Gonna fetch her back next week. When I came back to earth, My soul complain how much codings he has to do. He said week 8 was the worst of the worst.... 2 tests and 1 role play and 1 presentation~~. Monday~ Oral Test... Great Y Mus I be Ang wei Loon s' soul... WHY ANG T_T WHY ANG T_T... I Dun wanna live anymore T_T. Ahh Shut up, you shud be happy coz i conquered Mars during the 2 months. Anyways first to start as usual =.=.... The teacher said >> Ok everybody except WeiLoon Get The Fook Out ^_^. (Jkjk) Anyways I was left alone but than Now.. by right I should come in knocking the door saying excuse me in Japanese but the thing is I m already in.... Shall i put on a show?? Since the teacher says wait I dun even know when to introduce myself Zzz. These are all bonus marks actions Zorx. Nvm I wait for her to say start ^_^. Tick Tock Tick tock Tick Tock START ehh wads ur Name?

Zzz i was suppose to intro my name to her be4 she ask me for it.... but than 1 milli second to respond seems impossible for my soul ... Maybe if we fusion than can =D. Anyways nvm
she started asking me qns and until the date part.... Ok wads todays date ^_^. Hmm... Hmm... How come the paper never state..... Hmm..... Hmm.... Zzz might have listened wrongly Sry please repeat ur little qn one more time you bloody*&@#@^&#!~~~ . Ok Wads today s' date? Zzz no mistake..... Hmm Hmm Hmm 10 seconds later... OH!! Zzz of coz its not stated on the paper. Its stated on the watch!!! Of coz u stupid soul... I wear a watch jus for u be4 i went to Mars though I have never took down tat watch for 5 years =D. Ok tat doesn make a single sense but anyways it took me 1min + to complete the whole thing..... Wtf is this oral test doing... says my soul..... O i m too clever! No ur not dude, u complete this so fast its becoz u have a good master like me =D. Anyways when i get out of tat room..... Hey Yo Loon ! Hows the test Hows The test Wad They test Ar They test Wad Ar So Fast Ar? $*&@*(&@*(!@^&! ~~~~ Holy Flood of Questions =D? But anyways.... as more and more ppl finish... the others came out of the room faster and faster..... took them 30 to 40 seconds only.... INCLUDING KNOCKING AND ENTERING THE DOOR! Hmm maybe I have a noob master after all.... No u idoit... watashiwaproz des. The teacher asked me 7 questions... but asked them erm.... 3? Wtf? Do u hate me so much Mam T_T? I Helped Earth Conquered Mars after All T_T.

Anyways after tat, Time to go home =D... stay tune for the story on tuesday =D.. O Sakura Chan.... T_T.

The Stalking Cat of the Night (Part 2 )

2009-10-24T03:55:00.001-07:00

The Stalking Cat of the Night (Part 2 )

Nvm bought the bread Now Cat have some bread =D. "Sniff Sniff ~~~ Meow~~!" Omg
No.... Eat It Cat! Meow~~ Zzz Hey! Hey! Didn't chu grandparents teach chu not to
be picky ESP While chu are suffering from Hunger? African kids Dun get chu eat
Such high quality breads Zor! O sry I forgot chu Singaporean cat as well. This
Proves tat singaporeans regardless of cats, humans or dogs or wadeva the pledge
is rite... we stand united as one =D. Great one by whoeva created it zor~~~.
Darn cat wasted me money you son of the.... o nvm watashiwa rich des. Worst part
is still following us..... If we increase distance from it.... it will start
"Yelling" MEOW!~~~~~~ Zzzz Helo Boss u dun wan eat this but complain hungry and
kip Stalking Us ~~~ We gonna call the police I tell u. Meow~~~ Ok tats it , Let
it do wadeva it wants we gonna wander around the void decks as thee wandering
"Ghosts". Be4 tat we went to the patrol station with tat cat still stalking us
but than sad kanna chase away by a staff there.... and he gave us a Stare!~~ Zzz
Hey! Hey! want a piece of us? Are cats forbidden in patrol Stations!? U Son of
the Racist! Anyways after leaving we can only hear the cat meowing from the other side but
we jus pretend not to hear it =.=. Not tat we dun wan to help but too bad its a
Singaporean cat.K ba now wander around void deck, Saw a big black cat on the way.... Hmm Might
be tat cat 's father. Never look after son... See la? Imagine if they meet.
Father Start scolding thee son In this manner >> MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW?? Meow!
Meow!!! Meow!!!!!!~~~~ Meow meow Meow!? Meow!? Meow Meow!? MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW??
Meow! Meow!!! Meow!!!!!!~~~~ Meow meow Meow!? Meow!? Meow Meow!? Erhem...
anyways after tat went back to Noob Kh s' house and play some games and than
order Mac in the morning than went back home... SMile at me Mum and Smile at me
Pillow GOod morningx Dudes. Sweet Dreams...Zzzzzzzzzzz~~~~~~~~~~~
Tats alll folks for thee last thursday/Friday Sweet Dreams to Chu~

2009-10-24T02:57:00.000-07:00

The stalking cat of the night (Part 1 )

HiYa Dudes =D? Alright if chu have read me previous post, this is the continuation of the last post. Ok reached the void deck.... Hmmm??? Where to go..? Shopping centre? Changi Airport? Hong Kong? China? India? ( Hell no (Btw I m no racist)) Mars? Jupiter!? WHERE ZOR!? Nah nobody would guess where man. Of course , only great mind think alike.... Me and jibun tot of a place named Theeeeee >>> Carpark O.o. Great minds aren't we. Dunno why though... Ok walk walk walk walk~~~~ Now standing at the carpark entrance..... total silence 2am+ in the middle of the nite. Sibei creepy. Started to walk up..... While climbing up from 1st to 2nd floor..... Lalalalala then suddenly WOAH!!!! Some Son of the Biatch just Zoomed across us! Ghost? no? Fish? No? Dog? No? Meowww.... o is a cat. Zzz HEY! HEY! You There Cat! Didn't chu Mum Teach chu Manners Not chu Scare Ppl LAte in Nitex? "Meoww" Zzzz Dunno wad chu saying but lets go dudes. Walk and walk and walk , Hmm y do I feel tat something is following..... WOAH!!!!! Wtf? Meow~~~ Him/Her/It again and once again ZOOM across us.... HEY!! HEY!! Cat didn't chu father Teach chu manners not chu scare ppl in thee nitex.Nvm Watashiwa is forgiving, I forgive you. Continue Walk walk walk, Hmm y do I feel tat something is following..... Turned back >>> Hey! Hey! Chu Cat! Didn't chu Sister Teach Chu Not to stalk People In thee Nitex. Meow~~~ than started licking us.... Zzzz.... speechless after tat He/She/It Started to follow us all the way to the roof and all the way down =.=. Now where shall we go?? Meow~~~ Zzz no one ask for ur comment Cat =.=. Meow~~ Zzz anyways lets go 883 ( North Plaza which sells variety of things ) Hes still following us~~~ Well hes hungry i think. Saw him eating grasses on the way.... Alright , simple plan... I stay and look after thee catx ~~~ u 2 go buy some bread. Okie~~~ =D. I waited and waited and waited~~~ Than they came back.... EMPTY HANDED.... Hey! Hey! Wheres thee Bread D=? "No Money How to Buy~~~" Zzz looks like i m the only rich one here HA! Cool Me~~ alright now lets lead the cat to 7 eleven. Zzz this is the worst.... lead halfway.... Run in other direction =.= ~~~ Hey!! Hey!! Didn't chu brother teach chu to follow properly!? Wanna write Lines ( I Will always follow the pro )? Lead Run Lead Run Lead Run and Finally we reached 7 eleven... it could be less than a minute walk but turns out to be near 15mins.... _!_ cat. I will continue this post in part 2 =.=. Too long if together Cyas Later HA!

2009-10-20T07:01:00.001-07:00

A Trip To Nyp For Books and the Night

Woo HAve been lazy to post , apoloGies ~~~ Btw from now on I Gonna add a TITLE for my post including this one coz i planned to split them up. Find it too lengthy Zors =D. Anyways lets fly back to last thursday..... A long bloody day. Planned to get books on tat day coz I know skool reopen sure sibei mani ppl buy. In addition... Planned to reach there by 9 wif 1 of my fren jivon. Hardworking indeed aren't we =D? But than hardwork did not pay off in this case =.= . Reached there at 9 am . Hmm well y u know, reli beri little people des. Cool man =D. Saw the booklist corner on the left. Okie ... hmmm.... HA Business IT book list 3 BOOKS ONLY! ( Btw jivon is under business IT ) MUHA While IT which is mine contains a WHole CHucK! I Win! Take TAT! MuhA!!! But who knows the 3 books on his booklist were all required and 1 more from my list while mine.... Wtf? 2 Books only.... wad the hell r the rest doing on my List? A few minutes later Ben arrived.... First sentence of greetings from him.... ANATAWA NOOBA DES . ( You are a noob in english ) Wtf? is my reply. Perheps this is how we greet. I forgot if he got kanna shocked after seeing the list but than after he came for a while the cashier came and say the booklist has changed.

O yea Good GOOD! Heres the new one =D? Yea one more module added... Marketing 2.... Grats Ben Now he got 3 i got 2 only Darn.....Go to counter ~~~~ Ermm Com Skills 2 Book Not here yet, Tmr than come in stock. Please come back tmr to buy it. Zzz hell no.. Ahh wait... O.O~~! This will mean... I came here sooo early for jus a freaking book =D. Bens got 2 times the book of me and jivon got it 4 times of me wif a booklist containing 3 books..... Darn I felt like a loser. Alright wad can I do... Go home lor.... In the afternoon jivon came to my house.... Btw he jus borrowed me his PsP to play for some days =D. Woo I m glad. In any case near the evening we read another dear fren s' msn message. (Nobody at home, come and accompany me or sth like tat) Well the 2 of us knows wad this mean. Its time for an overnight party des. Asked my mum can bo? A straight yes came from her mouth. Woo Love U Mummy.

Alright lets jump to the night part.... reached there at 9 + i think..... Played monopoly. Frankly speaking ... its the first time i m playing this game =.= . Kanna thrashed though ... luck was reli bad for me zorx. Jivon used hacks to win no fair. Later on we started dotaing. Not gonna jump in the details of it. After dota.... talk here talk there.... Hmm how about a walk =D?

Alright I not gonna make my post too lenghty already... And From Now on I Gonna Put a title on the top ... For this At night going out case... it will be my next Post Cyas THan Chaos =D.

2009-10-06T23:19:00.000-07:00

Wad a sway day ytd was ==.... Alrighty in the morning..... Ring~~~~~ Woo 8 am its time for Basketball .... After tat they come my house study Jap... Never reli a result made though...
Watch Criss angel s' illusions as crazy as always. Y? Coz i taught him =D. (Dream on)

Ok the sway part... after doing all those things on top.... my fren wan us accompany him to Singapore Poly to fix his laptop. Hes C drive crash or sth ( Congrats ). So we went out to eat first. Halfway eating ~~~ Hmm... hmm... "Loon, I forgot to take my specs... left it at chu house." Ic....So shall we... Go... Back and take =D? K lor dun mind house near near. Halfway through journey to Sp... Hmmm....Hmmmm..... Another fren of mine... "Oh Shit Loon! I forgot to take my handphone.. Left it at chu house" O.... wait ah i call ask my mum see got bo.... reach my hands to the pocket... Wtf? Empty.... O Shit me myself forgot to bring my handphone Zzzz. Shall we go back and check it out? Nah only crazy ppl do tat D=. Alright now at SP. This is one holy moly big place. At first he lead us.... Walk walk walk walk~~~~ Woo still need climb hill.. nvm Climb climb climb climb... Next is stairs =D. Climb Climb Climb Climb. Than we walked through the maze of SP. Seriously man a lot of SP studying places doesn look like a place for studying at all... Some even look like a construction site ==.

While climbing the stairs my fren goes "I think is 3rd floor" Climb~~~ " Ahh Wait i think its 4th" Climb~~ "Ah Wait I think its third" Zzzz ok....Anyways walk till halfway... my fren goes " Ehh I think this is the wrong place, wait ah i call my fren confirm" Well SP Ftw.... Playing maze games with us.... After climbing mountains and seas we finally reach the destination... hmm wads this sign.... {DEAR SINGAPORE POLY STUDENTS , THE IT WADEVA........ IS CLOSED DURING THE HOLIDAYS FROM ~~~ to ~~~ REOPEN ON 17TH OF OCTOBER ~~~ } Hmm? HOLY! Wasted TRIP !!? HELL NO! HELL NO!! Ahh Wait .... Below the sign {PLEASE GO TO ***** TO SEEK TECHNICAL ASSITANCE..} Zzzz after all this and wrong place.... Nvm at least the next destination is still in this Poly. Now my fren has never went to tat place be4 so... Walk and walk and walk man the route is reli long... Hmm have we reach? Chey hes jus walking to the place to look at the map =.= . Oooo I Know where le. Its on the SEVerth Floor Of this building.... Wanna Climb ? " SIao" Take lift plox. KK. Inside the lift... 7th floor has a sign saying ( Staff Room ) 8th Floor has another sign saying ( IT Technical Assitance or sth ) Hmm isn't it suppose to be the 8th floor? Than one teacher suddenly goes "We Have Technical service on the 7 floor" o.... I wonder wads the 8th floor for than =.=. Anyways walk~~~~ YAY YES HAHEHUHEHOOO!!!! WE FOUDN IT!!! We Found!!!! We FOUND IT!!! We... We Found .... It? {WE ARE OPEN FROM 8 am TO 5pm ON WEEKDAYS~~ PLEASE REGISTER ONLINE BE4 U COME} ..... (Look at watch) 5 : 10 pm. ............WA LAO WA LAO WA LAO~~~~~~~ Emo liao Emo Liao!!! Y!!!! Y!!!!!!!! Y Mus It Turn out ThiS WaY!!! Y!!!! Dun wan Live Le T_T..... Ahh nani I talking..

After walking all the way and this ==..... ANyways we went to play POOL as a celebration.... nth Much happened there.... By the time we finished its 7pm already... My fren goes "Ehh I m hungry Needa eat Wan go koufu Eat?" On Lor.... Walk Walk Walk~~~~~ Hmm... nobody inside =D ghost maybe. Closed..... Great ^_^... Now Everybody sian le Lazy walk anymore.... SO how? Take Taxi Lor =D. Got Go CauseWay Point? Got ah ok Get on =D. Starting fee $3.... Nvm 4 ppl share shud be no prob.... The Taxi go not even for a minute.... Traffic light.... I was sitting at the centre so i kept staring at the price.... By the time this taxi move again... He earned $1 extra alredy..... Not to mention the extra fare of 35 or 45%.... Nvm carry on $1 no cake. Traffic light again..... Nvm go on... Traffic Light again..... The worst part is even when lights green... Have to move slowly... Sibei lots of cars. I look at the price goes up and up and up for nth Zzzz... Each time up is 20 cents. Ex man Ex.... Nvm we finally break through 5 traffic lights and the slow traffic and now jus as we are about to enter the highway.... JAM.... OMFG Darn Darn Darn Lucky JAM was not too long.... After tat.... At the highway... A lot cars needa move darn slowly again..... Near Causeway point.... Another 2 Traffic Lights.... And a lot cars again...... Yay... Finally reach.... Tq Price is $21.85 in Total...... So i will charge u $22 =D? Zzzz suppose to charge us lesser and u go rise Somemore eh..... Never gonna take Cab At Clementi Ever Again!

Anyways have dinner there and then BB everyone...... Tats all for the day... $$ and time Flies~~~ Gotta admit though SP is a great place where mani things exist == Pizza hut and so much more =.=. But than again... Rather not get lost there.

2009-09-22T09:52:00.000-07:00

Well 2 days ago.... Happy Birthday Mymmar Boi =D ! Ermm lets rephrase it , happy birthday Minthu =D. Wooo 12.45pm.... on bus.... than Ben called >> (* Hello loon ah... Me and gerald will be late ) Than i was.... o ... on bus already... wad to do wad to do wad to do wad to do wad to do wad to do AHH I know go Mac eat "McFluffy". Tat will be $2 plox =D. Kk who cares. Since they gonna be late I gotta sit down and enjoy my Macflurry. We r suppose to meet at 1 though. Well at 1:10 Gerald called me.... I reach le where r u ? Stunned. Holy this is wad so called late eh ==. I was only at Yishun at tat time... Whose FAULT ? Everybody knows =D. Anyways went all the way to bishan and than now hmm... how on earth can i get to selengoon....

Map says circle Line.... North south ... west Line or wadeva line I heard be4 but circle line? Nani is tat =.=. And than i walked down this stairs which is enclose and like no one is there.... Creepy D=. I was wondering if I was heading towards the right place.... Walk and walk and walk till i see one or 2 people walking.... HURRAY!! Well at least I know tat this place is not deserted but still cannot confirm heading towards correct place bo... Walk walk walk.... WOOPA GotCha Selengoon MRT. WoooHA y hide from me Zor. Pro is here. Now lets jump to selengoon senerio.

Ready.... ACTION !! Ehh Yo yo yo wad sup guys! CUT! Your Action not Convincing Enough! ... Kk! Ready... ACTION!! EHH YOYOYOYOOOO WAD SUP GUYS!!!! Gerald , Raj and our 1 and only >>> ShouTaiJou JONNAH Is there! Erhem ... 30 seconds after I reached , Ben is here == in other words... hes jus behind me ( Stalker D= ) Anyways.... first thing when we reached.... haircut prob... Me and Ben haircut sibei ( Sui ) I looked like a bloody nerd and Ben look like.... (Comment on urself ba ) than we started walking. Nth much happened so lets fly to MINthu s' house. Ehh yo YOYO Happy Birthday Birthday Boy Heheh !!! Ehhhto SO mani Ppl ? Hoho when we reached there Bee Hoon and Fried Rice and wadso eva all a lot but than after we reached muha BB food =D. Empty over half Greedy aren't we =D? After tat, we watch some TV than went into room .. some play FIFA ( PS2 ) While some play.... Maple..... Well Gerald has been trying EXTREMELY HARD to get my com s' maple working . At first .. thumbdrive transfer. But than error came out... Error Error Error Error Ahh Fuk It Retransfer.... Ok! Ehh Batt Low Batt Low... Kk Pluck. K continue transfer....>>>> Error ! AHH DARN DARN DARN ****!!!!

Ask around for thumbdrive, All bo.... I think someone said >>> use my Mp3... O_O nah I love you mP3 =D no one can bully u. so.... last straw... ReDownload! Before tat needa reinstall.... Hmmmm where sia >> Gerald starts to find..... AH THERE >> Uninstall now start installing.... Its gonna take a holy long time. At the meantime I was thinking wad to do..... ben was already choinging maple. Grats for lvling up 1 time btw... Well heres the solution... lettttsss AUDI!!!! man my skills for audition dropped like theres no tommorow =.=. Missing Spree D=. Not fun one T_T. Than later gerald went to play Ben s' com than Ben come "Snatch my Audi"
=D another si pro. Bu gen ni hao le (Dun wan fren u le in English ) Anyways tats about it =D. Btw Minthu s' lameness have not gone away yet. Keep making ppl laugh ~~~. Hes like high tat day =D. tats the way birthday Boi.

Anyways jus as we about to leave.....( Ben : Ehh I need to Shit ).... here we go again D=. Always at the end than he do tat wtf =.=? Well well well tats about it for today =D we had fun. It has also been a while since we see each other....

Ok Coming back to TODAY! Tmr is the day when we will get back our results... FINALLY U SON OF THE ... THE... THE.... PRO ! =D See ah i say result pro so i get back result also mus pro ah... fair and square ^_^. tats all folks Jia Na

2009-09-14T06:47:00.000-07:00

Hmm.... East .... Hmmm .... Coast.... Hmmm.... East coast....P..ar...k AHHH
Wadsup Dudes. Ha morning woke up 7.45 ~~~~ Hmmm Darn have to wake up early becoz
of frens. Today we r Going to Hmm.... East .... Hmmm .... Coast.... Hmmm....
East coast....P..ar...k AHHH Wadsup Dudes =D Loops. Anyways ya east coast. Haiz
not becoz i dun have alarm clock but like I said Watashiwaproz des. Proz Dun use
Alarms dun they ? Muha thank you. Soo wake up... ( Same as last time ) On
Switch... PLAY PS!!!! ( This is a message to them that i woke up early not becoz
me scare late but me wan play PS =D ) Play and play and play until Father came
back wif KFC? no? Pizza Hut? Neither... Wooo MAC! Hahaha as always ... Hmm
maybe not.... NANI? Green color wrapper for the burger..? Wads tat...? I wan
my Sausage Macmuffin T_T. Anyways lets open it... ( Opening wrapper ) Ok...
Know wad it is? Mega Sausage Macmuffin =.=. I shud be happy but thinking how
cheap mcdonald get makes me ****. Double... Mega then? Next time triple? Ultra?
Hyper? Infinite? And worst thing is no matter wad chu order... Even mega... DO
You Want Upsize =D? _!_ Veri funny... Not big enough?

Lets skip the events and now here we r Easttt Coastttttt.... East Coasttttt PARKUUU Muha. I m so pro. Pro till the sky is soo dark hahaa.... not funny. This
weather will mean tat our cycling trip is gg. So u mus say the magic phrase...
rain rain come again =d go away another day =D. Then one of my frens go ( Fak u
la Dun spoil the mood la. ) Woo i can't belive tat this curse might come true.
If it does, I am the dark lord Muha. Anyways... at the bike shop... Ehh Helo
Boss Wad Chu wanna Ride Boss? We got mountain Bike ahh BMX Bike Ahh Double
Bike, The small mountain bike $7 onli veri cheap. Ermm You give one mountain
bike ah, Wif Pork. Helo Boss veri sorry to tell u we RK Bike House dun rent any
Pork over here... No pork at All. No Pork? Yes We RK Bike House all Hala No Pork
at all. AHH WTF M I TOKING =.= . Back on track ahh ya one bike rent $7 2 hrs
Wooo. While we r all cycling well, Theres one slow coach who is trying veri hard
to paddle but the speed is 2x slower than us =.= . His gear produce some weird
sound which I belive ghost made it since its the 7th month. ( Hope they dun hunt
me tonight jus becoz i wrote this =.= . ) Dunno got 1 hr a not... But after
cycling for a period of time... We reach... The end of east coast? Wtfx? 10km
Onli? Wrong way basket tubai. (Mind Chu LanGuage ) kk Basket Lasket. 10 km nia
haiz but we r lucky to have cycled this short one coz Mr Cloud/ Mr Rain starting
see us Buay song le. They wan use Surf Attk on Us Soon. Anyways we took a
picture of us finishing 10 km at the end...... How come bo shirt Ah? Ha imagine
if we got one... [ Finisher Of 10km Using a Bike ] =D Ftw we will become a
laughing stock man.. Ahh no.... No one will even care.

After tat.... Its a race of our lives.... Cloud reli see us buay song le Than
throw some sharp but not pain spike at us.. I dun know wads tat attk but its
powerful... Will Make you produce the AH CHOO Sound one. Gan Kua Powerful Zor.
Even watashiwa the Dark Lord Cannot Stand it le. Heeeeaaa Full Speed Ahead, yay
shelter... Sibei Boring there nth to do.. Mr rain Managed to surround us with
his mighty spike attks tat will make ppl Say AH CHOO! So cannot go out Pray Pray
le. Zzz 1 min pass = some money gone ... Bike money wasted... After Half hour ,
I stand out and Scold the cloud together wif my frens ( Servents ) and the cloud
scare scare say sry and lighten the rain le =D. Btw Servents thingy jk nia.Kk
Now I remember someone fell down doing you know the so called " 2 hands off the
bicycle policy? " Ya and he fell down D= Not gonna say who but kidz dun laugh.
Hes jus trying to pass message to those noobs who dun know how and try to be
smart to do it. If u fall never cry nvm... But if you do... Hmm how ar... no one
cares anyways O.o. Anyways tat person who fall down said bo pain bo gain wor...
Hmm I see, when i go home... i shud start banging my head to the wall... Y? No
Pain No Gain =D. Anyways after cycling jus go mac and eat lunch...
Halfway eating.... one of my fren s' cousin... First he complain tat the chilli
is hot... Normally in this case ppl start drinking water.. But than listen to
his speech ( English Version ) [ Wa this chilli sibei hot eh, Mus eat more
chilli to counter... ] Ok... he watch too much shows who always have this
saying poison counter poison =.=. Now is hot counter hot... Next time Cold
counter Cold... Pain counter pain... Full Counter Full... Means if you finish
eating and ur full... Buy another meal so tat u will become not full.... Anyways
after saying tat he started mixing some weird stuff to the chilli which is of
coz unpleasent RAWR.

Blehx a short day at East .... Hmmm .... Coast.... Hmmm....
Eastcoast....P..ar...k AHHH Wadsup Dudes. Kk i will type until here.. This is a
short day in east coast. So Buaix.

2009-09-08T08:35:00.000-07:00

Ok lets start.... Actually....... Nth much happened yesteday.... Jus needa know tat I worked from 12 to 3 + =.= .... HardWorking eh ? Wahaha. Blehs actually theres another work at night which is something to do with auction =.= . Imagine if I go , they bit 50 .... WAD!? 50000? Tats The Way Dudes! Way To Go FOOOO! =D blehx anyways i did not go becoz ..... Dun wan tell u ^_^.
Anyways nth much ytd so jia na =D.

2009-09-07T05:52:00.000-07:00

YesteDay.... 12 am ....... Woooo Its SUNDAY Its SUNDAY man!~~~~ London Sun is coming down ~~~ Coming Down ~~~ Coming Down~~~~ Ahh Ahem.... Helo Guys wadsup =D. Suppose to be going to bed soon before parents kill me D= ( Scold Nia ) . Anyways was about to sleep as tmr going to east coast park. but than..... 12.30am.... RING!!!~~~ Holy Moly Darn Phone ~~~ Quickly pick up..... O Its me fren ( The one who first gave comments in me chat box. ) { Oi tmr How. } Woah wad a way to start a phone conversation =D. Ya hor tmr how zor?
Anyways not gonna go in the details of the conversation... But than =.= talked for 2 hrs + in the phone.... 3 ppl.... Holy Phone bills man But lucky not me pay Wahaha ( Typed until here got Phone call Zzzz Brb ) Yay Back! Fast eh Muahhahaha.

Anyways after talking on phone.... 2.43am. The last sentence if I remember correctly I said was.... ( Ok La .. On La ... Msn Lo ) Woo then online Msn. Well 4 of us started to chat (^&*^#@&*@@ * ) Lalala until 4 am sian le then one of my fren Suggest we play guess word game =.=. E.g ( Give me a word tat has 10 letters and is very pro start wif A end wif N ) Sounds quite childish but yet quite fun =D. The answer to tat question is AngWeiLoon btw=D. I am pro becoz i got tat question correct =D. Anyways we played other games tat required some tinking as well until 6am..... (Oi wan eat bo, Me hungry , Ok Lor give me half hour i go prepare.)
Kk 6.45am..... walked to mac and ate. After eating .... they come to my house..... Play cluedo and scrabble.... darn the first game =.=. Tat Murderer was always Mrs White And the murder scene was always The Library... Face it Mrs White ur an idoit... make me lose 2 times D=. Next time play this game cluedo... I will difinitely Suspect Mrs White First and library Scene as the murderer =D. Next game scrabble... Kanna owned badly... But dun blame my english =D me pro one kk? Jus becoz i got some lousy tiles tats all =D. After games.... ( Oi Wanna go east coast bo? Dun wan leh... Sian Zor... So mani ppl not coming.... Easy Solution Cancel Lor ... On Lor) Yay how easy can cancelling a trip get? Maybe becoz got me here =D.

Once again we start flying again =D. We used a fast and powerful , Strong, Hyper, Super and ahh wadeva to my friends house O.o which is......... our legs. At His/Her house ^_^ , they say they wan play audition... ok lo download lo..... 70 hrs 39 mins..... Ok..... So are we gonna stay over night to wait for this crap? Well he said tat his wireless has a random speed. I think when his wireless angry he download sibei slow. Wonder who offended him sio. Mus be my noob fren =D. So we played Wii first lor. Tat bloody plane game... Normal mode and we screwed on 3rd stg T_T. Cannot even see a space for dodging sometimes =.=. Their attks are sometimes nearly whole map =.= How to win... ( Jus say ur lousy ) Nah watashiwapro des. Anyways later tried downloading audi again.... 1 hr plus now =D woo wireless happy le zor, did he met his girlfriend? Woo grats Grats wish u have child soon =D. Anyways meanwhile we started playing dota while downloading...... 3 matches..... On the 3rd match.... kanna thrash like fag at first but than later we started winning But only for 1 minute and then..... (Pop Up Box >> The Application has met an error $#($@@#!) WTF!!!! Why... Why... Why!!!! Why!!!!! Why Choose this Time.... Why this time....... to Kanna Error !!!!! Y !!!! AHH!!! Y My Life so Jia lat And Sway !!!! WHY!!!! I Dun wan live le T_T. ( Jkjk , I Am Not a Loser who do Such things) .

Ha anyways, after a while more my frens go home le while my parents came to fetch me for dinner at Ang Mo Kio..... After Dinner.... was trying to listen to music but than I think From Ang Mo Kio All The way to woodlands I only managed to listen to one song Zzzz . Accidentally dozed off in the car.... Darn mp3 Battery wasted and i dunno at which song did I stopped..... DARN!!!! Y !!!!!WHY!!!! Why Man Why!!!!! Why must I Dozed OFF After I On My Mp3 !!! WHY!!!! WHY CAN'T IT BE BEFORE I ON MY MP3!!!! WHY HAVE I GOTTA BE SWAY!!!! Dun Wanna Live Already T_T. ( Jkjk , I Am Not a Loser who do Such things ) . Ha anyways got back home ... bath... watched a few episodes of anime.... Sleep at 9pm ( Sweet dreams Pal ) Thxs a lot =D. Woke up at 9 the next day =D. Cool ah 9 9 Pro means pro ... Sleep also pro timing =D. Anyways tats all for yesteday folks.... As for today... I will post it the next day =D. Jia Na ( Cyas )

2009-09-04T06:31:00.000-07:00

Woo Happy Birthday SouTaiJou ( Grand Master ) , Ha today is ur special day desu ne !!!! Watashiwa zu ni happy birthday des. Anyways , first thing in the morning , open eyes ..... WHAT!!!!! WHAT THE...!!!!!! WHAT THE BARK.....!!!!! Its just 8 am =D. I am suppose to meet minthu and gerald at toa payoh at 11 am. Hmmm Parents not in ka? Sui !!! Normally if they r at home..... Step 1 : Wake Up Wash Face , Step 2 : Brush Teeth , Step 3 : Drink water..... But in this case =D >>> Step 1 : Wake up on Com , Step 2 : On gunz AND Step 3 : Play!!!! WaKakakakak!!!!!! ( Btw the Wakkakaka thing is not a step =.= ... Watashiwa not mad in morning) Haha a dirty fool m I =D? Anyways after playing till 10.10am, go toilet a while wash up and Choing out of the house. Reach bottom of me house , Lalala woo this song is sooo nice !!! (Enjoying mp3 ) Hmm... isn't that.... me Bus? Holy its gonna go off ! BANKAI!!!!! Woo caught it... I M so pro ! ( Actually its thanks to a auntie who is running towards the bus tat made the driver waited )

Ok lets not go into details of bus + MRT Lets Zoom to the future a little =D .... Here We Go Vroom Vroom.... Here we are at jonah s' house. Woo Ps3 ... First time touching it .... A grand one.... And its Grand s' master Grand PS3 Wooo!! My Honor My Honor =D. Anyways we started off with Fifa 2009 =D. Well first time playing soccer games.... So heres A plan .... See Wad Whack Wad !!! Well I dunno any rules or rather ... I dun know anything ... When they try to score and the ball hit the goalpost POLe.... All My Friends says ..... AIYO!!!! O.o Nani? Nani Aiyo? Even though I Dunno y..... AIYO!!!!! ( Just Follow Them Shout =D ) AIYO!!!! After first soccer match , we went down to fetch 2 lost girls ( Not gonna say who )who alighted at the wrong bus top =.= . O well o well. Ma Fan Hor =D ?

After fetching the 2 (Princess) We go Buy TitBits .... I wan this I wan tat I wan this and tattyvm total $11.90 =D. Hmm 11.90..... 11.90..... 11.90.... WTFX? TitBits for $11.90!? O.....K..... Nvm. Anyways back at the soutaijou s' house. We play quite a number of games .... Vs games or wadeva Games I Kanna thrash badly...... T_T evil people Rawr! Anyways halfway through ..... Pandan Cake =D Happy Birthday Dude Soutaijou =D. Somehow this is the first time I heard somehow using Pandan Cake as a birthday celebration but than wadeva as long as grand master likes it =D. After than we continue playing fifa =D. Well since I dunno rules ... While Playing.... My frens will suddenly Shout... DUN SHOOT DUN SHOOT ... ITS OUTSIDE !!! O.o Nani is outside.. Its a big ? in me head. Later on they explain to me say cannot stand behind defender and shoot ball. Ooooo Ic. WaKaTa ( I understand ) .... ( 3 mins later.... ) o ? wads Outside again? They explain again.... Oooooo SoKa. Now next question.... wads a defender.... AHH WHO CARES LETS PLAY. And onces again , I made outside Shots =D. Hurray =.=

I made a few pro shots ( Shot number 1 >>> Goal post on left I Shoot Right =D , Shot number 2 >>> Ppl Shoot from Close Range Watashiwa go shoot from mid des .... ) There are more Pro shots tat I made soo..... ya =D? ( Just say tat u r a bloody noob u 3 time thick skin loser... Hate being the second u ) O well.... tat hurts. Anyways the matches are fun as there are jokers who make lame shots and IF I remember correctly ... Our Dear souTaiJou Shoots 3 balls into his own goal post and started shouting ....... GOALLLLL!!!!!! Lols imagine if this happens in reallife.... even though I know no one is as pro to do tat yet... Maybe I can =D ( Dream On ) Anyways Play play play play.... Tick Tock Tick Tock 6 o clock le Zor..... Our soutaijou needa Go to church le T_T... Cyas T_T we will meet again nextlife T_T .... Ops.... Jk ... DUn curse Plox Me too Young to DAi . Anyways tats the events tat happened today..... Once again Happy Birthday SouTaiJou. Okays cyas next time =D.

Notes to kids : For those kids who haven realise who on earth is Soutaijou , He is the birthday boy of the day =D .. We call him ( Soutaijou , Grand Master , Number 1 , Ranger) And ....
document.write ("By His Real Name" + notGonnaSayWho( ) );

2009-09-03T06:05:00.000-07:00

Ha.... Haha..... Hahaha..... Mmmmm WAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! MUHAHEHOHA!!!!!!!!!!! Relax...... ok........ HEMUHAMUHA!!!!!!!!!!! WaKAKAKAKKA!!!!!
Erhem.... Exams r Finally over!!!! Yea... Long time no see Guys, welcome to watashiwaproz season 2 Rawr! After Years Of HardWork, Climb mountain + Sea + Space , Watashiwa finally.... Finally... FINALLY!!!!... Finished the exams =.= . ( Its months only you 2 time loser. ) Wadeva anyways, about the exams.... Looks like watashiwa screwed a little des. All I know is tat I gonna lose my 2nd position to a ****** myammar guy ( Not Gonna say Who ). Anyways.... He ... Take Lor ! =D ... Btw heres a note .... Watashiwa not gonna write about things in the past. Not gonna waste my brain cells D= ... Recalling past also part of me exams? Hell no Boooo !!! Anyways SoutaiJou (Grand MAster) We Coming to u house tmr ..... Running = Furtile =D . Cyas tmr Today lazy write anymore. Cyas Losers XD Wahaahahaa! Jk......

2009-07-07T10:09:00.001-07:00

(Walking outside the door) Hmm.... Hmm.... ................. Hmm....... Ahh Hi Guys, Welcome to episode 2 of the costa sand thing =.= . Well lets get back to business.... Hmmm ..... Hmm...... HMMMM...... Is this the door number tat chris san told me again? Hmm..... Hmm..... ( Put ear aganist the door waiting for voices ) Tick tock tick tock...... AHA! Tats Their Voice ! Hoho Yeap its the correct Room. It was near 3 pm noon i think. Saw some of them sleeping soundly when i got in O.o .

Well after greeting each other, we went to burger king to have lunch. Hmm it has been years since i entered Burger King. Well I think me and greg have the same tot when we saw tat Mushroom Swiss Burger. Looks better Than Shroom burger a few times. Tat will be 6.95 please Thank You ( Looking at me wif a smile. ) _!_ wtf so expensive. Well nvm if the food is nice however.... The So Call One of the King of Burgers Lose to a Small Fry Shroom Burger which cost 3 + ? Zzzz No more King From Now On. Well anyways we chat there for a while before going to the next destination zor.

Here we are ..... Arcade the place where i come seldomly. ( Cause I always got owned there no matter wad game i play =.= ) But than there are Bball pros there =.= . Saw them throwing the basketball at 100km/s? Lol darn fast zor ( Jus say tat ur noob ) Aw.... anyways ya =.= all pro I noob. Seeing them play all games so pro de =.= RAWRR! E.g the game wif the green red and blue button. I can still remember how i drag my frens down last time... Darn Funny xD! Anyways after arcade , decided to go shopping for items BUT be4 tat.... we passed the erm... I dunno wads tat called but it has a lot of toy Balls in an circular enclosed area wif a small entrance. We stood there and watched the kids play for quite some time. For some reason... I miss my childhood. Just when I am about to get into deep thoughts , if I did not remember wrongly, a kid walked towards us and started staring at us.... Hmm, stare wad stare ? but he made a good choice for not throwing balls at us. Jus becoz hes a kid doesn't mean than we won't go in and rape him.

Ok .... Now Shopping. Hoho for ur info, I got not a slightest idea about food ( this include ingredients ) Wad lemon sauce Wad chicken Wad .... AHHHH AnyThing Man =.= I feel like a 10 yr old kid there. Btw I remember 2 or 3 ppl playing wif trolley .... Not gonna say who But u know wad ? For those who think its childish ....... Me say NO! I wanna play too ... Jus scare ppl laugh nia xD. Anyways after shopping halfway , A few of us decided to go back first while the rest continue shopping.... Lets name us as Grp A while the still shopping onces Grp B. Grp A left first and while happily walking and chit chatting. Halfway on our journey..... isn't tat Grp B .... Someone mentioned..... I take a closer look... Yea.... Hell man way ahead of us.... and when did they get there =.= ? Instant Shift ? They did not tell us how did they do tat though but than >>>>> Option A : Shortcut >>>>> Option B : Sneak ahead of Us >>>>> Option C: Teleported Well if they get pass us by Option B , we are reli blind....

Well then anyways after getting back to the chalet .... a while later ..... they came back with a cake with a candle on it. Well .... it has been yrs since i celebrated my birthday with a cake. I think i never did after primary skool and srsly I m touched T_T. They even sang me a birthday song be4 tat T_T. Never expect to be holding a cake again. Thank you guys , reli appriciate it. Btw, tat is wad i call a quality Cake. It tastes better than some Giant cakes =D.

Bleh another long winded Post ( Noob ... The second u is short winded, Jus let me do it next time... ) Ha Nah anyways on wad we do AT NIGHT ...... Stay tune to next episode =D.

Note : For those who are not thinking straight already.... Soak ur head in the basin of water instantly to repent ur sins. I m going to do it now XD Cyas!

2009-06-28T08:19:00.000-07:00

NO!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I M LATE!!!!!!! LATE!!!!!! NO LATE LATE LATE!!!!! ...... Erhem... I am late for posting. About a week ago... 23rd June , 3 ppl >> Me , Myself And I went to downtown east coasta sand resort. ( I think tats the name ) 17 years it has been , this is the first time I have been there == and I gotta say.... I just realised tat escape themepark and wild wild wet is located there as well. And I gotta Say.... I gotta Say..... I feel proud of that ! And I gotta say, I gotta Say .... You shud try it too =D ! Well anyways.... the meeting was actually held on 22nd June (My birthday) but HAHA dun wan tio BiRthDay BaSh so too bad.

Hmm first thing when I alighted from the bus...... where m I ...... How do I walk there ..... followed by a minute of silence .... AHHH DUN CARE JUS WALK JUS WALK JUS WALK!!!!! Erhem ya just walk. Who cares if I get lost. I can still call mummy ya? ( Some might prefer daddy) Walk and walk and walk than saw wild wild wet.... Hmm m I reli in the right place ....? But than again like I said who cares. Call mummy if lost... yea tats the way of the man. I continue to walk straight ....... next thing I saw ..... Coasta Sand Resort. Hmm , resort? I tot is chalet .... or are they the same ? Gahh I think its here who cares. Mummy fetch me home if me lost. Now the signboard on top says $1 to get in =D. Well I started looking everywhere to find where to get the ticket. Well I look like an total idoit down there looking for tickets until I saw kidz getting $1 coins from the machine and drop them into the entrance machine over there. I was like..... Oic....
Lucky nobody saw tat.

Now now now..... finally got in ..... Hmmm block A B C this way E F G tat way H I J the other way.... AHHHH WHICH BLOCK IS IT HUH !!! I started looking everywhere for my friends. ( Total idoit .... what did you bring your phone out for.... I hate being the second you ) Well tats right.... after 2 minutes a light bulb appeared on my head..... TADA o YA!!! Call them and ask which block ..... WOO Man I am so clever Gaahaha ! Block L Room #### .... Ok got it.... Weee I have just walked a little overhead block L. Well in any case I turned back and went to block L . Well I guess the only part when I was fast is finding the rooms. Well I reached Block L found their room ....and the day of fun starts .....

Well its a long story, dun wanna cramp all in a post so stay tune to the next episode ^_^ !!

2009-06-17T10:38:00.000-07:00

Omfg.... Nightmares is coming my way. Kidz, if ur not brave, seriously man... DO not WatCh This MOvIe ! The Name is "Drag Me To Hell. " Well my friends all stood there deciding wad movie to watch.... Hmm "Drag me to hell ?" "Ok Lor On Lor " Lmao at first I bought the ticket I was like >> Hmm PG .... Not even PG-13... This will be one funniest horror movie ever. Indeed no gore however.... its one of the movies tat make you "CHUA TIO" (Something like shock) the most numbers of time. I was happily sitting there waiting for the movie to start but than halfway through, hair started standing zor. Well as usual, I 'm not gonna be the spoiler but its really ==. Its still affecting me as I am typing this post now. Its the first time I feel so scare after watching a horror movie. A feeling that someone is watching me from out of nowhere.

For god sake man, all 6 of my friends came out of the theater freaked out. But there is one thing. I said tat the movie is the funniest at the beginning of the post. Of coz it is not to us but during the movie... 3 people sitting in front of us seems to think tat it is funny. What the hell man =.= ?
The scary surprise scene all people CHUA TIO while they.... "HaHaHa" I was like wtf ? Laughing in a horror movie is not funny at all folks. You can imagine when someone 's head is being chopped off... Everyone SCREAMMMM While a bunch of jokers >>> WAHAHAHHAHAH.....MUAHHAHAHHAAH .....HEHEHAHAHAHA....O MAN.....HEAD CHOPPED...WAHAHAHAH!!!! NICE ONE JAMES!!!! .... MUAHAHAHAH!!! _!_ I will definitely go and chop their heads of right on the spot.

Well anyways folks, this is just a warning post u could say,if you think tat u hav seen gore undeem times and this won't scare the hell out of you... think again. Darn it I am still so scare as I am typing this post.

Note >> Look..... If your not scare after watching this show, please dun come and suan and laugh at me or scold me NOOB or I will SCARE The Hell Out of You.... BOOM! Eh tat scary? Guess not =.=

Btw My fren told me this after i watched the movie..... This movie is rated as top PG horror class movie. Nb now than tell me =.=.

2009-06-10T05:39:00.000-07:00

WoooHooo HoliDay is Coming! Man I have veen waiting for tis. Know what time is HoliDay? It is the time when all $$ starts to fly out from ur pocket. Hey wanna go bowling ? Pool ? Theme Park? Swimming Pool? Badminton? Bangladash? North Pole? South Pole? Mars ?? or School ?? ( _!_ dun talk about skool. ) Yea coming back, ya all money flying everywhere. I will definitely have my $100++ gone within the first week. Anime CDs will cost me about $70 + already. Another $30 on hmm... Chalet .., Chaley... Chalay...Shalay AHHH WADEVA Dunno How Spell. Anyways ya tats for the first darn week. Wonder how much I gonna lost in this holiday.

Besides that.... there is another thing that we students of Singapore will lose. Your gaming skills will definitely increase BUT During the holidays, homework.... Veri the little. Each day passed = a few % knowledge gone. Go back skool .... Ermm, I think the answer is B , C , A , D. Grats you jus got 1 out of 4 correct. Our knowledge has dissolved into the air man. Some Kidz suddenly got smart after the holidays and claim that they have studied darn hard, thats nonsense. They have breathed in the air of knowledge that we pros breath out. Cheap Huh.

Well so... Sometimes Holidays can Turn into HolyDays.....

2009-06-04T10:53:00.000-07:00

There are 5 Polytechnics in Singapore.... Sp = Singapore Poly
Np = Nee Ann Poly
(My Skool >> Nyp = Nanyang Poly
Tp = Temasak Poly
Rp = Republic Poly ..... Now heres the rub.... Whose the greatest enemy among these polys ? I gonna tell you man. Its Sp. There are our enemy not in terms of result but something else which is much more interesting and bloody at the same time.

Theres a saying in Sp which i bet over 50% of them know it.... My fren told me about it... They changed the names of the poly man! Np = Never Pass and I was laughing like mad Tp = Temporary Pass HAHAHA FUNNY Rp = Rarely Pass.... OO MAN CANNOT STAND IT FUNNY!!! Nyp = Not Yet Pass... HaHaHa..... Hmmm... WTF!? What did Chu Say? And SP ?? Sp = Sure Pass ........ After I heard of that I was like....... _!_ wtf. Darn you SPs ( This message goes to the bunch of lamers who created this Sooooo Untrue Joke. ) But I reli have to comment them... Nice one man.... who on earth who have thought of it. But at the same time once again ..... _!_ Y u little creeps =.=. Did we offend you all till you all need to curse us to fail? This curse is becoming true man.... I know that I have failed one class test already thxs to ur curse _!_. Not gonna fail again. Tot of a method to counter curse.

Method >> Simple.... Kneel and pray to counter-curse. ( Makes us look like fools though. Imagine your mum seeing you praying everyday to god " O man plz bless me , bless me, Grant me thee power to rid the curse of the dark SP. Yea we will indeed be fools... )

Method2 >> Invite priest to ur home. Btw I wouldn't do that even if you kill me. Imagine he sets a alter infront of you and start ringing the bell and mutter (" @@!@!#&@*!^@! ") and we will have to sit in front for hours. The worst case scenerio is that you will get a chance to be on the newspaper headings " Priest At Large " With your photos on it ^_^.

Note: HEY! SPs dun stand for Singaporeans... I am saying this just in case the citizens of Singapore who pledge themselves as one united people come all find me.

2009-05-23T08:22:00.000-07:00

Now.... let me ask you. What will you do when you injured your leg ? Cry mother cry father? Go hospital ? Go Crazy? Smash your PSP? Or Suicide? Neither ya?? U Just be a good boy and dun do any stuns ya?
Allow me to introduce one of my 4 sworn bros >> Lim Cheng Kai .... I call him Chem pro in front of my friends becoz he always gets A1 in his Chemistry. Think hes clever?? Think again. In Secondary school he can form good equations but now in poly, I dunno how the heck he did it but he has formed a few equations of his own which not even professors can form it. Chem pro sio..

1. BBoy + Stuns = Leg pain

2. BBoy + SiaoStuns = Leg injured

3. Leg Pain + Heal in Time = More BBoy + Leg Injurues again

4. Leg injured again + SiaoStuns = Suicide

Well jus for ur info, he likes BBoying ( a type of dance ) but one day his sot stuns gone wrong and injured his leg . ( which was last week ) Tats explains the theory for 2nd equation. After 1 week, I ask him hows his legs ( mei tui .... JK! ) Well, his leg had almost recovered But than again he not good boy. Go and Dance Bboy again. Well Claps he got injured again. What a joker.
3rd equation formed jus like tat. Well so far 3 equations had happened. I m waiting for the 4th one to happen LOL . Good Luck my fren , one more equation to go.

Note : Btw dun look down on him, Those buay song go challenge him BBoy.
Advice : Btw Young BBoy Kidz Never EVER learn from this joker.
Extra info >> Website of a BBoy dance ( NICE) >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEOMMQRozo0

2009-05-14T07:21:00.000-07:00

What kind of sport do you like?? Basketball? Badminton? Swimming? Doing tat thing tat thing? These are all common sports for ur info... But heres one sport that ppl might wanna try out in future.... Today , after school , walking along the void deck .... Lalala as usual listening to songs. Everything was going fine until..... " CLASH !!!" I was like O_O!!!! ( Chua tio ) . It is not just once.... this loud sound can get my ears deaf =.=. Tat sound was coming from the basketball court. Well , who the heck will be playing a metal basketball? I went there to have a look and guess wad. 4 teenagers who have nth better to do were playing ... Not metal basketball but "metal freesby". Well for those who dun know , freesby is the circular and flat thing tat most ppl like to throw it around on the beach. Bleh, you know wad i mean by ' Metal Freesby ' ( Plates ).
Well, I wonder wads so fun about this ? They would rather dirty their plates, sacrifise their meal for this game. Interesting! So I sat at a bench and watch those " Nth Better To Do Ppl Play Their so call " Metal Freesby " Well after a while i manage to catch a little of their rules.

There were 4 "metal freesby" 2 ppl on each team standing on opposite sides. And they will start throwing them to the other side ( 4 freesby at once ) and whoever fail to catch it, the other team gains a point. You can say tat they actually played well enough to enter a tournoment. You won't imagine how many spectetors there were when i look around. That includes above. When i looked up i saw hundreds of head poping out of their windows. Well , of course, this exciting match ...... Singapore vs Singapore. But the point is i left halfway through becoz its not exciting. Singapore will deifinitely win. Ha, this will definitely go on TV if the reporters are here but then again.... you can imagine ppl around tat area talking about this Sg vs Sg match all day. A cool but idoitic sport........ ( Btw this story is True ! Ask Around for more details. )

Note : Dogs are cute and like to play catching freesby. Do not play this sport with them unless you wan their teeths to drop off.

Btw heres another nice sport song... mani knows wad this sport is.... Enjoy!

2009-05-09T10:03:00.000-07:00

Alright , heres a simple question for you. When someone is blocking you.... wad will you say? Huh?? I can't hear you... Louder plox .... LOUDER! Yea tats the answer folks. Excuse Me >> Ain't tat simple. This is one way of being polite. Let me share a story about 2 jokers i met on the MRT on friday. Well , I was on the way to school on the train. LaLaLaLa well i was listening to my mp3 until at one stop somebody say ........ Hi ! to me( The tone of that Hi is like saying Hi to ur fren. ) Well blehx I tot my fren teleported behind me or sth. Well the natural respond is to Hi back naturally. When I turned back, I saw a face which I seen on earth for the first time. ( Idoit .... jus say u never met him before dude ) Wadeva, Well guess wad..... before the question 'Who is he' came into my mind , 3 words came out from his mouth " Who are you? " Than i was like O.O you say Hi to me and now you are asking me Who Am I ? After tat he jus walked out of the MRT. Tat has left a question mark in my head.

Now heres the second one.... LaLaLaLa listening to my mp3 again. Reach a station.... " Hi ! " Well heres another idoitic "Hi" i tot to myself and I ignore him. ( I Assume he was talking to a fren ) Well than 1 second right after my ignore , A Tackle attack of a Rhino came from my back. Holy Moly, almost dropped my laptop bag. Than everyone started staring at me.... Tat leaves 2 Question marks in my head now. Man , schools nowadays shud add in one more module/subject man .... the defination of " Hi " and "Excuse Me " Unless you r telling me that this is symtoms of H1N1 ( If it is , they have themselves to blame for eating pork )

Lesson Learned from post >>> Kids when ppl block u , dun say " Hi ! " dun stand on the ceremony man , ask them SIAM!

2009-05-04T08:04:00.000-07:00

There are mani formulas in this world >> H2SO4 HCl K3PO4 HNO3 NaOH and blehly mani more. These formulas are often used to form so call equations of the world to solve problems. The thing is human got an equation for themselves too. For eg Mine is >> AnG + Wei + LoOn = AngWeiLoonPro lor ( Bleh lazy balance the equation >.<) Chemistry is sure fun all year long until now. Heres a new formula formed recently >>> H1N1 ?? Hydrogen Nitroxide? ( Whoever said tat got to be the worst idoit ever =.= ) This is a formula for our poor PIG swine disease. Darn it last time bird flu , mad cow and now Pig . All Hav Formulas. How mani mus we memorise dudes ?? The equation for pig was suppose to be Pork = Pig >> Now H1N1 . Actually guess how scientists conclude to this statement?? Simple they r scared . H1N1 = HELL NO! When they found out about the swine disease , their first reaction >> HELL NO! Its Swine !!!! Swine!!!!! Swine!!! Swine!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL NO!!!!!!!! >> Well u shud start trying too. When u see a pig, Start Screaming and shouting ... H1N1 !!! HELL NO!! Its OVA!!! PIGG!! No PORK U UnderStand No PORK!! Erhem.... well i reli feel sry for the pigs though >> Amen .....

Note : 1. Do not tell any scientist tat i m the one who said this O.o.
2. Once again folks , this post is rated NC 16 .... Why?? Jus to make sure kids who failed their chemistry after reading this post dun come looking for me.

Sample Drama by a scientist who is scare of swine : AH CHOO!! O NO!!! SWINE FLU !!! ITS ALL OVER !!!! HELL NO !!!!!!! MAMI!!!!!!

2009-04-21T07:18:00.000-07:00

Hey yo wadsup... WhatsMyName is Back >> Ehh no... Wrong!! Watashiwa WhatsMyName Des. Dou zou yoroshiku onegaishimasu ( Nice to meet you ) Well I m going Japanish after a few weeks but well theres one ting in my mind. Why do Japanese ppl wanna make things hard for their lifes. Today is the first japanese lesson in school. Went in class , sensei wans us to sign a piece of paper in an instant. Guess wad she said ?? ( Plz Sign dekudasai ) Nani ?? =.= i was like hey yo man u haven even started teaching and it might be alien language to some ppl ( Not to the pro me XD .... jk ) Well in any case , not long after , she started teaching us how to write japan words. Bleh those words r like ancient relics symbols found in ancient times. ( Maybe ancient dinosaurs exist in japan =.= ) Man i reli had trouble "DRAWING" out those ancient words. ( Dun LAugh ) Well The class did learn sth though . Morning = Aohaiyo ( Haiyoyo ) Afternoon = Konichiwa ( Kamichiwa XD btw Kami = God ) And errr finally Night = @$@!%$@!^## ( I Dun Know Cannot Ar ! )

In any case , I gonna make sure i master my Japanese or rather ancient language.
SayoRana Wahahahahaha!!!!
Btw Whose the darn fag who typed those words tat Offend Japan above!?

Well changed japan song le btw Enjoy XD

2009-04-15T03:35:00.000-07:00

Hmmm.... Mani ppl likes playing computers >> Some Like playing sports >>>> Some Like mind games .... And Some like Laming ...... o Well guess wad i like ..... Anyone can guess?? 5 4 3 2 1 0 HaHa i knew u cannot guess wad i like ^_^ ... Well i like playinggg wif MRTs indirectly .... Well Guess wad happen yesteday .... My new poly frens has asked me out to watch a movie known as KNOWING. Holy Man tat noob movie again BUT nvm for frens sake i go. O well ytd 1 am i asked 1 of my frens cat if shes going to the movie tmr. Yes is the reply 12.12 at somerset MRT station . Well i reached there on tuesday man 12.12 sharpy somerset MRT station. But than i waited for half an hour and no one came . ( Tats becoz the date is wednesday u dumb whore ) Well i m not dumb , i m being puntual >> I reached there 1 day earlier than the rest . Man MRT there for nth and MRT back .... playing MRT is more expensive than playing computer games. Not to forget bus fares T_T. So Kidz wadeva u do , Whereeva u go , Do not play Wif MRTs. ( Play teddy bears like me XD )

Btw to my frens of poly , sry tat i cannot make it for the outing today , needa accompany parents go malaysia but hoped u have an enjoyable day ^_^.

2009-04-11T17:40:00.000-07:00

What Do you know?? My Parents know tat they live in a house . My Grandparents know tat they have a house . My Relatives knows tat they own a house. All The people around the world knows tat they live in the house. What do you know than?? Welcome to the world of " KNOWING" ( A movie ) .

As for me , I Know tat all ppl live on earth . ( Jk , And Btw those who hav already planned to watch this movie do not read this post unless u want ur movie to be spoiled desperately ) Well for all i know this movie rox at the start . It was about a boy who received a paper containing a lot of numbers on it and soon his dad found out tat the numbers represents the Coordinates , Date and the no of ppl tat will die in disasters of the future. He tried to prevent them from happening like going to the scene , However destiny cannot be denied , disaster happened one after another. On the other hand , there were a few mysterious man who have been following them , they can cre8 illusions or sth =.= ( I also can wahahah) in the movie i can;t wait to know who these men were.

Alright lets skip to the final part, the letters' last numbers states EE which they belive is everything ends. In other words, earth will be gone . WAnna know how they Stop IT? They answer issss they did not stop it --_-- . Earth destroyed . And 2 chosen kidz were taken away by those mysterious men ( Aliens ) by their spaceship to another planet. The End . Wtf??

Well...... doesn make sense eh? They did so much things tat make sense and in the end aliens , spaceship comes into the picture . Tat totally screwed the movie . Anyone can cre8 a movie in this way --_--. Btw How is the earth destroyed?? ( By my prowess ) no la by sun radiation.
Btw the movie shud hav season 2 becoz i survive this ultra sun ray attk . ( Hoho ) Jus one advice , if u wanna experience a live disaster , u shud watch this movie , I mean it really gives u the feeling. ^_^

2009-04-07T08:34:00.000-07:00

Feeling Bored at 11.35pm at night?? Simple , Fear Not .. Your saviour WhatsMyName is here to help u . Study this method carefully . Currently , Now is 11.35 pm ....... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 ... Yay another minute passed now is 11.36 pm... 1 2 3 4 5 6 ...... 60

Well guess wad is this for ..... For those who are sitting in front of ur computer now having nth to do .. Count like me at 11.35pm . Countdown to 12am . Hoho it might sound boring but is the least u can do. Normally ppl countdown for the new year and when time strikes , they scream and shout WOOOOOO!!!!! Its 6009 MAN!!!! So y not learn from them , Reach 12am scream and shout like you had never seen 12am be4. Today its tuesday so when 12am strikes. WOOOO!!! ITS WEDNESDAY MAN!!! WOOYEA I LOVE YOU GUYS WOO!!!!!!!!!! Invite your neighbours if you want , more ppl, double the fun ^_^ ( And double the number of people going to mental hospitals =.=)

About y must it be 11.35pm , Becoz i say so , Ain't tat simple ?? Try it

( Btw if u lazy count , theres a simpler way below .... Hav fun )

2009-04-06T11:01:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the final episode of The Orientation in Nanyang Poly . Tis was suppose to be posted on the 3rd of April But its Okays When i say today is 3rd of April , It will be 3rd of April Ya?? So Here we go.. >> Today is 3rd of April , alrighty guess wad we will be doing there today.... hmm Assemble at 8.30 am..... Sit there near an hour ...... go classroom WOOO GOT AIR CON . But ewwww, I have never had a rundown luck like this be4. The OGLs mentioned tat there will be a cheerleading competition later on , but no one wans to volunteer to help out in deciding a theme and the lyrics for the cheer .... ( Actually I wan one , Jus tat scare tat they get shocked becoz of the perfection cheer ) So wad to do?? Play games lor , whoever loses will get a forfiet. The game goes like this. There are a pack of cards wif numbers on it. Each person will take 1 . We are not allowed to look at the number on our own cards. Now MIND GAMES comes in here. You are to mess up tat person mind by trying to convince him to change as he got the highest number even though the number on his card might be 1.. You are only allowed to change ur card once. Person wif highest number loses..O well , Guess Who LOSTT!!???? Not me WHAHA !!! But than tat person who lost said he wanted a partner so this game repeats AND THIS TIME THE ONE WHO LOST WAS ACTUALLY ..... not me Again wahahah i m so Proz. But History nowadays like to repeat itself , wanted another partner and KikaBOOM Not Me Again !! Woo i m a Genius Man. Now here comes the sad part, the history repeats one more time and This TIMEEEEEEE ...... WOOOO.... Who GET IT...... Wanna Stay tune to the next episode of who will get it?? Nah ITS ME T_T. Wtfx. They changed the rule to the lowest number loses. My frens are good ppl, I m holding a Number 3 in my hand and they advice me to change and I Did And Guess wad number did i Get!?

The Number is 4 +1 +2 +3 +4 +1 +5 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +3 +4 +1 -32 = 4 ( If u hav read my first post , you would hav got the answer from the start )

Sad Case man ,frens are good , Cards are evil, A 3 becomes a 4 , Some even told me to thank god tat it wasn't a 2 . Wheres Justice T_T. Another game was played later ( Dun wan tell u wad it is ) And i lost again.... The forfiet .... Holy Moly .. Act Like a Bus in another class and go one round . Face Fly ~~~

Be4 Cheerleading competition starts , we hav some lame performance which i find it quite nice but not gonna go into performance details.

After tat, Its Time to Cheer Man , GOGOGOGO!!! Lets Rock To the Music !! Arhem and WE LOST XD !!
But it was a nice experience anyways however i did not level up =.= sad
Interesting day in nanyang?? To me it is.

( Btw the lunch So much Vege =.= Sianx )

See Ya all in nanyang poly

2009-04-02T08:55:00.001-07:00

Yo !! Long Time Bo See Again ! WElcome Mi WElCome Mi !!!!!!! Crap we jus met ytd dun lame =.=.. Well >> welcome to the 2nd episode of Orientation of Nanyang polytechnic. ( If you are asking for an opening song of this drama, Plz ask the director of this drama WhatsMyName)
Erhem, today go there sit on the chair , Listen to their so call IMPORTANT talks. Firstly , the rules and regulation part =.= Wtf No Coloured Hair ZZZZ. What DOES THIS MEANS !? This means tat the bottle of colouring to colour my hair tat i bought 2 days ago has jus gone to waste T_T. Anyways Zzzz i think among all poly , only this one does not allow coloured hair =.= . Other than this rules and regulation thing, the rest of the talks , one word ( NONSENSE ). However , heres my personal view seriously , no matter how mani talks there are , i think we shud at least giv the speaker our attention, even though its boring yes but the speaker has also made effort to prepare these presentations and talks for you. Those ppl today who clap their hands loudly obviously wanted them to leave . ( Unacceptable Attitude ) Well this is jus my personal thinking and its the first time i post it this seriously on blog ( no offence ) Other THan Tat WAHAHHA , I planned an escape route back to my hometown. Be4 escaping, i ate a free lunch for my energy to run. Woo man i m a brilliant strategist. Well what is gonna happen the next day?? stay tune for the final episode of the orientation of nanyang poly ^_^ waahaha

2009-04-01T07:07:00.000-07:00

YOYOYO!!!! LONG TIME BO SEE!!! UKnowwho is Back!!! WElcome mi !! WELCOME MI!!!! WELCOME!! ty!!!! Np !!!!
Erhem.... Finally this day comes ..... the first day of hell. Jk its the first day of orientation in Nanyang polytechnic . O man O yea O god O hoo O he O Ha O ho O wa all i can feel is reli hot there >.<. My Lovely handkechief got all wet. First day go there >>> Hear their talks for an hour, than play games. Now here comes the part where i hate. ( Memory Games ) Even though my blog is named memoria tat doesn mean tat i hav to play memory games do I. Intro urself and than remember their names. I can remember 2 or 3 nia after they repeated their names so mani times. Pro leh !
Lucky bo tio forfiet WAHAHA >> Hmm lunch O.o >> Abalone ?? no normal fish and errr vege (Ewww) Eggy O.o not bad and one last and most important ting. WAD IS IT !??? THE ANSWER ISSSSS...... a Special Super Dooper Hyper Sweet Sour Tastyyyyyyyyyy >>>water bottle. CoOL ~~! Btw lucky today no april fool policy used in school WAHAHAA!!!!! Ha anyways u could say its a day worth it ~~~ i got a lot of new frens ^_^ ( Forgotten most of their names though no offence ><>> Glad to hav these new frens >> welcome to my fren list. 2 more days of orientation~~~

To Be Continued......

2009-03-22T09:08:00.000-07:00

Ewww!! Its 12.06 am which means i hav just missed the post on sunday by 6mins !!! But I Dun CAre, Sunday will not end Till i finish This post ya ? Here goes ! Hmm.. Come to think of it Actually there is nth to post today =.= play com ? talk to frens on phone ? Watch tv ? Nth else for today... so nth to post...

2009-03-21T07:28:00.000-07:00

EWWWW!!!! Did i said something wrong in the last few posts ?? And If it is ... is it so serious tat someone has to curse me to get a cough?? "Cough Cough. " This morning when i woke up " Cough Cough " I started playing lunia with my friends instantly "Cough Cough ." Playing Lunia wif frens is a sin ?? PLaying Lunia has to get the " cough cough " sickness?? AFternoon , watch tv... "Cough Cough " ... 5 mins later " Cough Cough " NOOO!!! Watching TV Not a Sin Ya?? No Need Get "Cough Cough" YA?? At night, talk to my fren jivon on the phone... "COUGH COUGH" NOoOoO!! Is Anyone else Coughing On The Phone EH " Cough Cough " Arghh wad did i do to get the " Coughing Spree Disease " I tried to sleep after talking wif jivon on the phone.... Closed my eyes and started"COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH.. "How to Sleep Tonight ya?? ALL I DID WAS ATE CHICKEN CHOP , KFC , MACDONALD , SPAM PEANUTS , AND A LOT MORE THESE FEW DAYS TATS IT !
WAD MADE ME GET THIS COUGH HUH??
IS IT FATE TAT I SUFFER T_T!!?
Why.... T_T..

A Touching And " Coughing " Story by WhatsMyName

2009-03-20T08:59:00.000-07:00

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!! Erhem.... Well , guess wad. Today we gonna play a simple English test. I got F9 for this test =.= Listen to this , " 2 WEEKS FROM THE DEADLINE TO ENROL plz apply for the translink card " Does this mean 2 weeks be4 the deadline , i must apply for tat card? Or the other way round.. 2 weeks after the deadline to enrol ?? I m sure most of u mus be laughing like mad now. Such an easy question which even primary skool kidz know while a 17 yr old like me dunno. Darn It this " 2 WEEKS FROM DEADLINE TO ENROL " has almost wasted me and my frens time for going to Chua Choo Kang Mrt station to apply for tat Card. ( We live in woodlands btw ) But , However, Whenever , WhoEver , WhatsoEva some ppl will definitely feel Lost and confuse....(maybe not lost >< ) but no worries , I the pro will save the day. Now I dun care what method u use, Put this sentence in ur head > >> " 2 weeks From now " Is the answer obvious now or wad ? If someone still dunno the answer than its my turn to laugh. ( Plz refer to the first sentence to know how i laugh O.o ) Tat 2 weeks from now thingy which i tot of last minute had save us a trip to chua chu kanggg. Cool arent I. Joking nia.

Did u study for ur exams?? English test Starts right here right now. Choose the best answer. Note: Do not select answer which is the same as the statement stated in the question.

Qn : "2 weeks FROM the deadline to enrol, plz apply for translink cards" what does this means? ( 100m )

A: It Means 2 weeks FROM the deadline to enrol we go apply LOR
B: It Means 2 weeks BEFORE the deadline to enrol we go apply LA
C: It Means 2 weeks AFTER the deadline to enrol we go chua chu kang apply SIA
D: EITHER 2 weeks BEFORE and AFTER the deadline to enrol we go apply ^_^ Sure Correct

End Of Paper

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2009-03-19T07:20:00.000-07:00

Hoho , today is thursday... Guess wad day is it.... ITS FRENS DAYS !! Today even though I stayed at home and play computer games as usual... 2 Frens Finallyyyyy Come and join me in a game called Lunia. Wad is this online game Lunia all about?? Allow me to explain , it is actually a game which @##@!&@~!@!~@*^#@&!0SW1!#@$@. Interesting and Fun this game is isn't it ? Dun understand wad i mean?? Some ppl around the world says tat somethings are so fun and interesting tat it cannot be described in words. So here you go , the description in " INTERESTING TILL CANNOT BE DESCRIBE IN WORDS MODE " is demostrated above O.o. But anyways no matter wad i like to thank those 2 frens for joining me or i would hav been bored to death. Ty ^_^.

Note : Listen carefully, Thursday is not friends day .... and there is no such crap as friends day.
Do not listen to tat crapper who wrote tat line on top.

Advice: Children under the age of 13 shud not view this post as it is rated PG 13. Why?? Jus In
Case these kidz go home one day and tell their mum tat Thursday is frens day. Another Thing, The "INTERESTING TILL CANNOT BE DESCRIBE IN WORDS MODE " might also get their English grades down. So Kidz, Wadeva u do , whereeva u go , Plz do not read this at home...

Personal View : Friendship day shud be cre8ted ^_^ ( Hmm i reli heard of tis day be4... does this day exist...)

2009-03-18T04:49:00.000-07:00

Ehh lets see... I Had a Dream.... Hmm Lets see..... It was so scary...... I Dreamt about..... Something...... Something Creepy and Scary....... Oh my god....... I Wonder........ If i can ever stand straight again....... This dream....... Why Does it appear in my mind...... Creepy ....Horrifying ..... Blood Everywhere...... Pitched dark ....... Nobody around..... Is This it ..... The End of everything..... I saw my hands dropping off ...... No...... Stop it...... I dun wan to think...... anymore...... no more.....Stop Asking..... Ok......You wanna...... Know..... Here Goes........ This Dream of mine...... is actually........ Nvm i cannot recall what i dreamt about last night XD. ( You Hav Jus wasted 20 seconds of your time to read this post )

Btw for wad i hav done for today. Refer to the previous post >.< ... the only diffrence is at 7.58 pm i spent 2mins Typing tat lame message above this be4 i on my TV at 8 pm.

No Offence Btw ^_^

Another Trick/Prank/Joke/Speech/Compo O.o By WhatsMyName

2009-03-17T06:46:00.000-07:00

What an Interesting day this is !!! From Morning 9.37am 10 seconds ?? miliseconds >> I Yawn , Strench my body , and sat at the computer playing games all the way till 8 pm and watch TV till 10 . One thing i would like to share >> ever since i was young i got the power to predict things tat will happen 2 hrs later......For The last 2 hours of the day ~~ I prediected tat i m going to sleep in an hours time. Pro Aren't I?? Jus Kidding =.=.. INTERESTING DAY HUH !!? Maybe Not...

2009-03-16T04:44:00.000-07:00

Arlo ~~~ I hav jus cre8ted tis blog today ~~~ Lets start from some self into ~~
I m Anggggg Weiiiii LOON ! Some of my frens call me anime freak coz i buy Them from all around the world ( Singapore and Malaysia Nia XD ) Some Call Me Looney jus Becoz my name Sounds Like IT... Funny ya? no its not >.<

Age : 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 3 +5 +1 +1 + 2 + 3 + 1 + 0 +1 + 2 +1 +2 +1 - 1 - 30 = 17 yrs old (Correct my maths if theres any error O.o )

Didn't your mum teach u to look at the first number only ? Of coz not .... or ur maths would be facing U- Grade by now ya??

Likes and dislikes are listed in my personal info ( Not Stated Yet But Coming Soon ... )

Hope Tat all Those who visited my blog will have a happy 2009 ^_^

(Btw those Self intro on top are jus Jokes , no offence >.< )